Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[Korten12]

oh god... I did it again... >.>

 

[Wiiiiiiilliam]

This happened to me before I had a nosebleed while I was asleep and my whole mattress was covered with blood. The blood stained through the sheets to the mattress and now it is stained red but I still use it.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I really have to find a cure for this lycanthropy... do you know how hard it is to get blood out of your sheets once a month? Its not like I've got PMS and can use a fucking tampon!

 

[RandomWords]

I'm covered in blood...well i guess the only thing to do now is to scare the hell out of some children.

 

[CrashBang]

I really like the idea of waking up unharmed (or so it appears) and yet somehow this is my own blood... I smell a novel

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Chuck Norris and Jason Statham had a meeting. Followed by a fight.

You can guess most other parts of it.

 

[doodger]

"Hey,that assassin didn't succeed. And I'm not dead yet. Super duper awesome."

 

[Theninja'skatana]

I would laugh more if I didn't know what the Red Death was (no it;s a disease) Google it

 

[Jodah]

"Where did the rest of that steak I was eating go?"

 

[FortheLegion]

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!

 

[Dango]

The night before, I was attacked by a large group of ninja sharks right before I was about to go to sleep. In response, I leaped up from my bed and got into my fighting stance. One by one they fell to the fury of my starfish shuriken. Then, after I settled down, Batman arrived, only to find that he was too late and I had already defeated all the evil doers. But then we acknowledged each others awesomeness, had an explosive high five, and baked the most delicious cupcakes that anyone in the world had ever tasted. Afterwords I was quite tired, so I took a nap.

 

[Sir-jackington]

oh shit......a well at least i managed to make it home.....and all the way to my bed

 

[oreopizza47]

"Oh dear, I appear to be bleeding out... how inconvinent."

Alternately, "And that's why I sleep with a machete under my pillow."

 

[Dingoman013]

Wow, the rave must of been better than i remember!

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Some prank, probably...

 

[Commissar Sae]

"Oh, is it Tuesday already?"

 

[Rainforce]

"Oh, is it Tuesday already?"

Apparently.

so it's probably my blood.
But then again, most of the things in my life make my eyes bleed, so nothing new to see here.

 

[_Cake_]

OH NO... it`s my period. Good thing I didn`t get around to changing the bedding yesterday, that`s so annoying.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

That's happened before once or twice, but it was just my bed not the entire room. My nose randomly bleeds, something to do with the humidity in the air or something, and it has happened in my sleep a few times... >_>