Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[JUMBO PALACE]

"I gotta cut back on the bondage fantasies!"

 

[J40kfan15]

Curse Khorne for playing this plank on me.

 

[Ophiuchus]

First thought: "...I'm too tired for this shit."

Second thought: *checking body and feeling around face for injuries* "Nope, not me."

Third thought: *looking around the room in case it's someone else* "Nope, nobody here."

Final thought: "Some idiot pulling a stupid prank. Going with the original 'too tired for this shit', screw it." *goes back to sleep*

 

[Robby Foxfur]

the last one cuz if i hear it 1 more time i'm gonna drain the person that said it and paint my walls red! RAWR!

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

Your writing this like it's a bad thing. Sounds just like every morning I wake up to.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I am schizophrenic serial killer, and I bathed in the blood of the night's victims.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Damn paper cuts.

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

More Blood for the Blood god!

Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows.

 

[theironbat46]

[wakes up]
"I hope that was as good for you as it was for m-.."
[Sees room covered in blood.]
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who put my laptop on the dresser! I specifically put it on the kitchen table!"
[Actually notices blood this time.]
"I hate tuesdays."

 

[Penguinness]

This topic reminds me of two things. Firstly "I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!". Secondly the title of this topic was my exact thoughts when my girlfriend persuaded me to do it at the wrong time of the month...

 

[Enigma6667]

I did something horrible to someone. I remember it all now. It was at the bar. Music playing. People drinking. That one guy throwing up all the time. Then...the song. That song that drove me to madness. So unbearable and unforgiving...until I blacked out for good.

I wake up, the blood is all over me and strangely enough, a Katy Perry picture is right on a dart board, and there's blood all over that too.

I'm never listening to the radio again.

 

[octafish]

It wasn't me it was Charlie Meadows/Karl Mundt. Here he comes now down the burning corridor...

"LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!"

 

[Narclaw]

Finally! I was starting to think my death cult had forgotten to decorate my place!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I'd wake up, get an artistic drive, paint many portraits, not get very far with it, resort to stand-up comedy, then die a peaceful but lonely death.

 

[lacktheknack]

If I wasn't in pain, I'd immediately assume something happened in my room while I was asleep.

I'd then scream and flee the room.

 

[lacktheknack]

You wake up in your bed, rub the gunk out of your eyes, and then you look around to see you and your room are covered in blood! You have no memory of what happend the night before. All you know is that there is blood all over the place!

What do you think happened?

I think someone misspelled "everwhere"

I like irony.

 

[ender214]

Ok, so maybe keeping weapons in my room was NOT such a great idea...