Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[teutonicman]

I'd wonder who the fuck pulled a Dexter on my room. DAMMIT! Blood isn't good for a plasma TV.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Well, my first thought would be: "Okay...what the fuck happened here?"

 

[Panda Mania]

"Damn, my uterus hate me."

JK, jk. It'd probably be just your average Satanic blood-drinking cult having an orgy in your room while you're sleeping.

 

[YepGeddon]

Worst night out ever. God damn.

 

[icyneesan]

Note to self; Do not play RPGs before bed.

So much f**king rage when I die from a cheap boss battle or encounter and have to go back 5 hours.

 

[Blue Musician]

"Aren't we on Silent Hill now?"

 

[HellRaid]

Oops, there's me doing those drunken satanic rituals again!

 

[Paksenarrion]

I was a baby when this happened. My mom freaked out, because she thought I was bleeding. When she took a closer look, it wasn't really blood.

It was ants.

Oh that's ok it's just ants- WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?


lol

XD

That was pretty much her reaction. My bottle was leaking, and it attracted ants. One minute, I'm just sleepily drinking my milk, when all of a sudden ANTS! HUNDREDS OF THEM!

At least it's better then a giant army of bananas!

I see you've been taking "How to defend yourself from a fruit-wielding opponent" classes!

 

[IceStar100]

Since I'm not in pain and not in prison I figure my mates where fing around with me and roll over and go back to sleep.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Well they incourage your complete cooperation. Sent you roses when they think you need to smile. I can't control myself because I don't know how. Well they love me for it, honestly I'll be here for a while. So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. I gave you all that you can drink and it will never be enough

 

[Miumaru]

Im gonna make it rich selling my house to Danzig!

 

[Nexus Arc]

In my case it would be WOW!! Splatterhouse in 4-D... there should be more guts.

 

[0p3rati0n]

"I really need to switch to decaf..."

or

"Great how am I going to explain this to the cops!"

 

[ottenni]

Laaame. The blood splatter is totally not realistic. Definitely Photoshop.

 

[samster284]

"Yes! I finally killed the guy that did the voice overs for the quizno's commercials!"

 

[Skorpyo]

"Not again. Gotta stop having waffles for dinner."

 

[thehorror2]

I probably whacked my face against something in my sleep and got a serious nosebleed. It's happened before, although I didn't cover the whole floor. I just made a sizable puddle on the floor; apparently I let my head hang over the edge of the bed.