Poll: BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWARE!

[Caligulove]

Since I just woke up- I would probably have some strange, pseudo-dream explanation like someone attacked my room with Blood Water Balloons- then realize that explanation made no sense.

 

[Eisenfaust]

if it's your blood covering your room and yourself, i doubt you'd be able to wake up at all...

 

[General Vagueness]

with my luck it would be mine and I wouldn't lose enough to go unconscious until the ambulance was going over a bunch of potholes
otherwise... check for women in my room?

 

[Tim_Buoy]

i have been curesed by a a one legged gypsy and i turn into a werewolf whenever anyone says strawberry and i will transform and go into a murderous rage (in the distance who wants strawberries) oh no!!!!

 

[CACAVILLE]

this sorta scares me

 

[Novania]

Oh Shit here comes Macbeth!!!!!

 

[individual11]

...What the hell was Clive Barker doing here?

 

[Chewster]

I'm going to assume that a supremely drunk first year put his entire leg through some fire glass again only to pull it out, carving up his leg and causing him to then begin bleeding like a hemophiliac all over the place, only to stumble into my place and pass out. While I was asleep.

It has happened, minus the leaving and ending up here part. It wasn't pretty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I wake up. There it is, in all its bloody, gory glory. A cow I ate raw, while it was alive.

How horrible.

 

[gunningyoudown]

*Wakes up sees blood* ....
*back to sleep*

 

[Psiboom]

"Blood, blood everywhere, and not a drop to drink~"

Stupid Zombies and their Aids invading my room.

 

[Death God]

Should have went with the high grade steel chains instead of those cheap ones. Next time, next time.

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Well, it is that time of the month...
(I kid, I kid)

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

In one case, a friend of mine awoke to a similar scene. Blood was splashed and pooled about, objects were destroyed or thrown asunder and he awoke feeling fine. It turns out, after in the process of helping him to bed (he was quite drunk; so was I), I received a concussion. Somewhere along the way (my own memory of the night is vague), I got into a brutal rolling brawl with several others (the reason given varies depending upon which of them I ask). Apparently this fight went on for quite some time and I must have given a good accounting of myself as there were three people against me and very little of the blood could have been mine.

Of course, that two of the three were friends of mine made the scenario all the more disturbing. After that, I decided getting drunk just wasn't as awesome as people made it out to be and have not been drunk since.

 

[Jedamethis]

'This again, huh? Not going THERE anymore.'

Hey, this time it wasn't my fault okay!

OT: I'unno. One of my kidneys probably exploded or something.

Uh... sorry 'bout that. Crazy night, eh?

The kidneys?

Yep, the kidneys. Now I just need some steak and my pie will be perfect~
And at least now you have a cool looking scar.

You monster!
Can I try some?

Also, in future retellings of this story, you're an enraged bear okay?

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Finally a new coat of blood, the old one was starting to smell

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I've once woken up face down, my pillow covered in blood. I had no clue what happened at first, but I actually surprisingly quickly pieced together that I'd just had a nosebleed whilst I slept. Given that I hate the sight of blood, given how much there was, and given I woke up face down in it, I really, really should have freaked out. But I was like 'oh, hey, my face is wet. Is that blood? whatwhatwhatwhatwhat- oh, a nosebleed. This is going to take forever to clean up.'

I did this at one point. Woke up with the taste of blood in my mouth and the stickiness all over my cheeks and lips and chin... and it didn't stop for nearly 15 minutes. I thought I was gonna die.

 

[Palademon]

Is there such thing as a blood wet dream?

 

[oblivion220791]

"Sorry about the mess, the Johnson's family haven't paid the rent. and now we're even"

 

[dorkette1990]

I tend to accidentally get horrid gauges and things all over, and I bleed like the ridiculous.