Hello sir, may I stab you?
*What?*
May I stab you sir?
*Where? Why?*
Well, it's trendy now. You can have an ear-stabbing, which are so yesterday. You can have a belly stabbing, a nose stabbing, a lip stabbing, or even a genital stabbing. Perhaps a tongue stabbing?
*Well, I want to be hip so I guess I'll go with a tongue stabbing. Just one stab, right? Then you pull it out and I'm on my way?*
No sir, we leave the shank in your tongue so many can admire your personal choice of being stabbed.
*Fine, but you'll numb it. Right?*
Ofcourse, we don't want to hurt you too badly with the stabbing. But first that'll be $50.
*WHAT? $50 for YOU to stab ME? What kind of idiot do you take me for?*
(Both actors look at the screen)