Poll: Booth Babe for a day

[The Sorrow]

As soon as I figure out how to spontaneously increase the size of my abs, I'll consider it.
As it is, my physical condition would compare unfavorably with Stephen Hawking's. I am the epitome of weakness.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

As soon as I figure out how to spontaneously increase the size of my abs, I'll consider it.
As it is, my physical condition would compare unfavorably with Stephen Hawking's. I am the epitome of weakness.

Bull-shark testosterone? BEEFCAKE! Anyways, You could get blow-up abs and hope no one notices.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Considering I'm male and Stephen King has used my face as inspiration, I don't think I'd be cut out for the job.

TBH, Stephen King has used inspiration from everywhere in Maine by now.

 

[Vortigar]

Ask and you shall receive. BEHOLD! MY NEW AVATAR!! MWAHAHAHAH!

Also, I could probably pull off a Cousin It booth-dude-cosplay-thing.

You are a God good sir.
A very hairy one.
Probably Norse pantheon.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

I'm somewhat biologically incapable of being a "booth babe", so I'm having trouble comprehending why anyone would want to have me dress up in a skimpy outfit and stand around for hours, let alone leer at the comically obviously cross-dressing me, so no, I really don't think I'd do that ever.

Not that I'm some hideously obese fellow who would be inflicting mental anguish upon anyone unfortunate to glimpse their terribly inappropriate costume-to-pound ratio at work mind you, I just have serious doubts that your average game show attendee wants to see booth babes that are 6' males with goatees (definitely not shaving that off).

Spoiler: I could perhaps dress up like Gordon Freeman in a pinch though.

All I'd really need is the armor and a pair of non-sunglasses.

 

[Trivun]

I'm a guy so it'd be a bit weird. Maybe as a male character then yes, if it got me in with the cute gamer chicks, I'd be more than happy to. A job's a job, right? Add in free entry to some random convention and you've got yourself a Booth Babe! As long as it's a character I'm okay with playing (so no half naked JRPG guy, unless I get a big sword... pun not intended ).

 

[Jark212]

My fat ass wouldn't last 10 minutes.

That won't stop me...

 

[Brad Shepard]

Im a guy... so no

 

[Obrien Xp]

Could there be the I'm a guy option?

I'd do it but, obviously I'd be a booth dude.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Give me six months down the gym to turn my pasty incipient beer gut into Dirk Manchest and I'd do it. I have no problem with public exposure, but everyone else would.

 

[jamesworkshop]

sure i could be a booth dude for the day why not

 

[Danpascooch]

I would rather not...a male booth babe MIGHT freak people out a bit. Just a bit.

 

[rokkolpo]

how much do i get paid?

 

[TPiddy]

Can I be one of the aforementioned Heavies that are assigned to guard the assumed hot booth babes all day?

 

[Frankydee]

I would but I so much as take my shoes off I frighten full grown adults with my sasquatch feet.

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

I am a poor student and believe myself to be fairly good looking. So why not? For double my minimum wage, it is a no brainer.

 

[pffh]

Get paid to stand around at a game convention? Hell yes. For that I'd gladly were nothing but a kilt (as long as it wouldn't be to cold in the room/ the booth had heating vents in the floor mmmmm warm breeze).