Poll: Broken Bones

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Cogwheel

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Aidinthel said:
Cogwheel said:
Oh, and I fell off the roof once while clearing ice off it. Parents said I didn't need to fasten myself to anything and I was pathetic for even asking. So much for that. Lucky I survived, what with it being a 15 foot fall and so on.
On the bright side, that must have been the ultimate "I told you so."

OT: Never. The worst that's happened to me is a couple sprains.
Actually, no. I did mention it, though it was nothing quite as harsh or direct as "I told you so". Still got yelled at a fair bit for talking back, disrespect to parents and whatnot. Didn't mean to be rude, but I guess I'm fairly annoying.

Didn't go to hospital, though. Found a stick in the garden (branch, really) to help me walk, got by fine. Which meant I didn't have to skip any of my work for the rest of the day (cleaning, making dinner etc.) Just as well, too. Annoyed everyone enough already, causing all that fuss.

And by the way, to be fair, sprains ARE pretty nasty.

J03bot said:
You may well mind me asking, so feel free not to answer but why/how do you only have a decade or so left?
Nah, I don't. Will spoiler it, though. Shouldn't bother anyone/derail the topic with this stuff.

Basically, Behchet's, or as I like to call it, the plot device disease. Mostly since it's currently incurable, and appears to do practically anything. Rather unpleasant auto-immune disease, anyway, though it CAN be very mild (which is, thankfully, the case for everyone else in my family who has it. Occasional aches at worst).

I have some mental issues from it at the moment, as well as severe pain. Luckily, my eyesight is still good, in an off-the-charts sort of way (at the one eye test I went to, anyway, and I'm inclined to believe that).

Bad news? Well, the doctor I see for fairly regular checks (mostly on the mental side of things, again) tactfully informed me at one point that I'm not, unfortunately, "built to last". Right now, the main problem (searing pain not withstanding) is my mental trouble, and that's more a matter of being cranky/forgetful/paranoid/defensive to a mild degree without my sanity pills. Which I have yet to forget.

Trouble is, apparently, chances are incredibly good (not guaranteed, just very likely) that I'll be dead fifteen years down the line. But that's okay, I'll probably get a random grab-bag of blindness, rather more severe mental conditions - I think I remember it supposedly being a bit like alzheimer's in terms of what people will notice happening to me, but I can't remember. No, the joke is not lost on me - and inability to walk before that. Say, five or six years before that. So I've essentially got fifteen years or so of surviving, and a decade or so of living.

Most of why I'm in no hurry to set up anything future-y for myself, though I do study all the same. Just going to continue with my job and provide work around the house/whatever income I can scrounge up for as long as I last. Might as well make myself useful, right? My parents seem to approve of the plan, so that works.


Edit: Good grief, do I EVER sound angsty. Really sorry about that.

That skiing accident sounds pretty horrific. Glad you got away fine, though. Well, in the long term. At least, I think so. Your leg IS better now, right?
 

Griphphin

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I broke both of the bones in my right forearm playing football. I didn't notice at first until I tried to get up and my forearm bent way too far (incidentally, an easy way to tell if your forearm is bent too far is if it's bent at all :p). Now I've got a rather unsightly scar on both sides from when they cut in to reset the bones. If people ask, I like to have some fun with it, saying that I got it wrestling a polar bear or something of the sort; makes for a fun icebreaker.
 

Naheal

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Got in a bike accident when I was ~13. Ended up cracking my jaw and tearing up the entire left side of my face.
 

Trippy Turtle

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never broken anything but jo3bot just reminded me of the best ice slide i have ever had it involved a frozen log and a 10 second best time of my life.
 

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AvsJoe said:
All I can lay claim to is a sprain. Zero breaks and I intend to keep it that way.
All I've done is pull a nerve or something (I was 5 or something, and everyone thought I'd broken my neck).
 

Lem0nade Inlay

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Broke my arm when I was 9 falling off my bike.
Totally snapped the bone, it wouldn't have been as bad if the doctors hadn't left a wire in my arm pushing on the nerve.

That hurt ><
 

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Cogwheel said:
First of all: Good luck getting that healed properly. Hope it doesn't hurt too much. Either way, get well soon.
Fortunately, the break is just a tiny chip on the top of my toe. Hurts like hell if I knock it or put any weight on it, but everything's still in place so unless I re-injure it, it should heal properly.
 

Jasper Jeffs

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I broke my arm when I was like 6 or something, my brother lifted up the end of the slide and I fell off and landed with my arm behind my back. I was laughing though, it didn't hurt for some reason and I was just lol'ing my face off whilst my brother ran away. I've almost broke my nose a lot of times, the thing is made out of fucking steel. I've smashed my face on ice when skiing, been hit directly in the nose, had fuck knows how many basketballs hit me in the face, and just last week I got headbutted in like the perfect spot for it to break, and it just bled for ages and it's fine now. I'm not trying to break my nose, I'm just surprised it's stayed unbroken for so long.
 

Josho18

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Don't know if i can call it a broken bone, I got kneed down (A knee to the head) from a guy who tought it would be fun to randomly knee down a guy, and broke the floor in my eye socket, also i got a concussion.
 

Cogwheel

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smithy_2045 said:
Cogwheel said:
First of all: Good luck getting that healed properly. Hope it doesn't hurt too much. Either way, get well soon.
Fortunately, the break is just a tiny chip on the top of my toe. Hurts like hell if I knock it or put any weight on it, but everything's still in place so unless I re-injure it, it should heal properly.
Whew. That's good, then. Well, aside from the horrible pain bit. All the same, take care, and try not to strain yourself or anything. Take it easy while you heal.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Several. I've broken my nose, my foot, and my arm. My nose I broke smashing into a mantlepiece when I was 2. My foot I broke falling down a small flight of stairs when I was 5. And my arm I broke by tripping on my shoelace (damn thing wouldn't stay tied up) while playing on some playground equipment when I was 9.
 

xDarc

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I've got old country genes. Short, dense, durable bones. I've noticed taller, lankier kids seem to break their bones when the wind blows too hard.

When I was 16, I was struck on my bicycle by a Ford Explorer that ran a red light. I left large depressions in the hood where I placed my hands as I was struck. Got hit in the ribs, pelvis and right femur pretty good too. Thrown about 30 feet before my face smacked into the concrete, which broke my two front teeth in half.

Hurt like hell, but not a single "bone" broken; if only I'd brushed better...
 

FinalGamer

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Weird...I don't think I've ever broken a bone in my body. I've more been a victim of terrible and rare diseases, but on the upside my immune system has turned badass.
 

Ophiuchus

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I broke both my little toes - first one playing cricket in bare feet because I'm an idiot, second one attempting (and failing) to jump over a stool in bare feet because I'm an idiot. I also broke my hand - the bone along the side, attached to the little finger - by punching a wardrobe. Because I'm an idiot. That never really healed properly, leaving my little finger weak and sticking out slightly. If nothing else, it's a good excuse for being bad at Guitar Hero.
 

Cogwheel

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Ophiuchus said:
If nothing else, it's a good excuse for being bad at Guitar Hero.
You could look at it as an opportunity. Sure, you could forever be bad at Guitar Hero.

Or you could use this as an opportunity to study biology and robotics, reaching heights of science that no one dreamed to be possible, and giving yourself a mechanical arm. That shoots sharks. Made of razor blades that are on fire. The fire is also on fire.

Learn some Science and proceed to Show Them All, is what I'm getting at.
 

JLML

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A toe and Both bones in my arm. That I know of that is. Both of them were pretty funny actually, since I injured myself in a pretty (epically) failed way. :D