Poll: Cake Or Death?

[mortalsatsuma]

I ask of you, fellow Escapists, Choose you Cake or Death?

 

[Fbuh]

Well I'll have the chicken, then. Tastes of human.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

This poll is pointless... Death obviously.

 

[Tjacu]

Death... I mean cake!!!

 

[Realmikebob]

What is this? The Church of England Inquisition?

 

[Super Six One]

"Oh sorry, we are out of cake"
"So my options are, Or death?"

 

[Regiment]

Ah, but that depends on which of the We Didn't Playtest This At All cards you're using, doesn't it?

 

[standokan]

So I'll get to pick between a lie or the end of all lies, I'll take the end of all lies thank you.

 

[Wharrgarble]

We're gonna run out of cake at this rate!

 

[Wharrgarble]

Spoiler

{Accidental double post - IGNORE MEEEE!}

 

[Michael K]

Well, I have the chicken then!

 

[OuroborosChoked]

What, no tea?

 

[SckizoBoy]

'Call no man happy until he is dead'
'Of all the gods, only death does not desire gifts'

- Aeschylus

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

I choose death because I would rather end it than ever hear "the cake is a lie" again

 

[The Rockerfly]

I choose fisting
Death is the obvious choice

 

[Stilkon]

This sounds like if Patrick Henry met GLaDOS.

 

[Takuanuva]

I chose death by cake.

 

[Cucallaine]

uhm death please...... no no no i meant cake

 

[CrashBang]

Umm cake for me too, please!

 

[therandombear]

I chose death by cake.

Agreed, if I'm gonna die..it's going to be delicious...and somewhat ugly...and messy.