Poll: Cake Or Death?

[Matterer]

Yea, Eddie Izzard did that. Heres the origional thing animated in lego for funzies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I would like a piece of cake please,a cookie after.

Death can wait.

 

[The Night Shade]

I choose cake i just hope it isn't a lie

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Death.

Because I'm too cool to be mainstream like everyone else.

*puts on sunglasses*

 

[Omega Pirate]

Death. I mean how am I supposed to eat cake without my cup of Earl Grey.

 

[TestType]

Death... BY POONTAH???

 

[Tim Mazzola]

Well I'll have the chicken, then. Tastes of human.

Opened this thread hoping no one would have said that yet. It WOULD be the first reply. XD Props

 

[TiefBlau]

Death, as in, "I'd rather suffer through the seemingly permanent and altogether nebulous ordeals of death than listen to this tired dead horse cultural phenomenon get beaten once more by the utterance of yet another insufferable neophyte."

 

[Gametek]

What's wrong with the cake? Tell me is the chocolate used in the icing low quality? faux cream? QQ

No, it's a lie.

Oh jeez.....so what do I get instead of cake? a swift kick to my chest? death? fire?..... this is very tiring...I don't like cake anymore.... too many variables...you just can't get cake anymore.... /sigh

Usually a portal gun. You know, Portal.

 

[exessmirror]

cake is an lie, it will be dead or dead
but i still choose cake

 

[Zeema]

Give me Liberty or Give me Death

I choose Death

better then crap cake

 

[Caveworm]

Rwanda doesn't work very well; infrastructure's fucked.

?But with dogs, we do have ?bad dog.? Bad dog exists. ?Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!? The dog is saying, ?Who are you to judge me? You human beings who?ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!?

?Well, if you put it that way, I think you?ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.?


Ah, Eddie Izzard. I saw him live in Truro (Cornwall) a few years back. Fantastic it was.

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Depends on the cake.

 

[Artina89]

I will have the chicken then. Tastes of human. There was a rush on the cake

Someone has been watching Eddie Izzard haven't they XD

 

[Boba Frag]

Wow, more people need to watch Eddie Izzard it seems!


I'll... have... Hmmm... Cake?

What? Ok, fine! ... We didn't think there'd be this many so there's very little cake left!

 

[Shakomaru]

"There are only two things that are absolutely guaranteed. death and taxes"
Fact: GLaDOS will not give you cake after completing every test chamber. therefore the cake is a lie.
So really, this is the ultimate TRUTH versus the ultimate LIE. Aaaaand, since I'm already dead.... CAKE PLEASE! :3