Poll: Can you cut through a cube made of unbreakable material with a knife that cuts through everything?

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Shambl3s

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It is a question for Chuck Norris.

It quite resembles a lot of theological problems, to be serious.
 

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poncho14 said:
Now how about this. If god took a freekick and he is also in goals(he's god he can do that shit). Would he be able to score into himself?
Could God make a sandwich large enough that he couldn't finish it?
 

Dirkie

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You could try, but the moment the knife comes in contact with the cube, Superman dies!
 

MR T3D

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wordsmith said:
poncho14 said:
Now how about this. If god took a freekick and he is also in goals(he's god he can do that shit). Would he be able to score into himself?
Could God make a sandwich large enough that he couldn't finish it?
after a bit of though, yes.
 

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pimppeter2 said:
Here, let me Google that for you [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=So%2C+can+you+cut+through+a+cube+made+of+divne+unbreakable+material+with+a+knife+that+cuts+through+everything%3F]

[sub]Sorry, I was just in that other thread[/sub]
I'm gonna use the HELL outta that website. Best smart-assing tool I've seen yet.

Also, if zero is undivideable, could you divide it with this knife? It cuts through everything, that must mean it can divide by zero.
 

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MR T3D said:
wordsmith said:
poncho14 said:
Now how about this. If god took a freekick and he is also in goals(he's god he can do that shit). Would he be able to score into himself?
Could God make a sandwich large enough that he couldn't finish it?
after a bit of though, yes.
Ahh, but if he can't eat it all then he isn't All-Powerful, otherwise he'd be able to eat it all.
 

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pimppeter2 said:
Here, let me Google that for you [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=So%2C+can+you+cut+through+a+cube+made+of+divne+unbreakable+material+with+a+knife+that+cuts+through+everything%3F]

[sub]Sorry, I was just in that other thread[/sub]
I clicked the link, and the top hit brought me right back here.
Jim Grim said:
"The knife cuts everything." If it can't cut the cube it can't cut everything, so therefore, seeing as you're saying the knife exists, it must cut the cube.
But the cube is unbreakable; if it can be cut then it's not unbreakable, so therefore, as he's saying that the cube also exists, it must not be able to be cut. Perhaps it can be melted, as that is not "breaking", per se.
 

MR T3D

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wordsmith said:
MR T3D said:
wordsmith said:
poncho14 said:
Now how about this. If god took a freekick and he is also in goals(he's god he can do that shit). Would he be able to score into himself?
Could God make a sandwich large enough that he couldn't finish it?
after a bit of though, yes.
Ahh, but if he can't eat it all then he isn't All-Powerful, otherwise he'd be able to eat it all.
sammich is made, ONCE, then he eats it, eventually he'll eat it all, unless it self-replicated itself FASTER than he could eat it.
which isn't a sandwich, ergo, he can eat anything.
NOTHING is too big to eat given enough time, and that its not poisonous
 

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Well is the cube made out of unbreakable wood, steel or cardboard? Because essentally they cancle each other out and so the basics (take awayu the magic quality of each and you are left with a knife and what ever the box is made from) are left.If the boxs basic material canot be cut by an ordinary knife, no, if it can be cut by the knife in my chicken then yes.
 

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300lb. Samoan said:
pimppeter2 said:
Here, let me Google that for you [http://lmgtfy.com/?q=So%2C+can+you+cut+through+a+cube+made+of+divne+unbreakable+material+with+a+knife+that+cuts+through+everything%3F]

[sub]Sorry, I was just in that other thread[/sub]
I'm gonna use the HELL outta that website. Best smart-assing tool I've seen yet.
I know right! I couldn't stop laughing when I first found it. I use it all the time.
 

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NeutralDrow said:
Absolutely.

Assuming the knife cuts through anything because you have Mystic Eyes of Death Perception.
I knew you would bring this up sooner or later.

This reminds me of how the word "contradiction" came in existence on Chinese. Man, gotta love their proverbs. Link. [http://mandarin.about.com/od/chineseculture/a/contradiction.htm] And gotta love Phoenix Wright for the reference.

I believe that the knife could cut the cube.