Poll: Can you defeat yourself
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See - my guess would be time travel and if some reason I really need to rob myself later on, then I'll wish my past self could just hand it over and save the trouble. Then I would remember "Time travel is actually pretty unlikely, its more likely someone that has watched me closely, somehow made themselves look like me and is now trying to get my money by confusing the crap out of me in the most elaborate mugging ever." Then they would succeed for while I thought all of this, they would have pinned me to the ground, beaten me to a pulp and ran off with my money, clothes and dignity...
...What were we talking about?
...What were we talking about?
Considering that in a fight between me and my other self, one of us has to come out the winner, yes, if I can defeat myself, I win, and even if my other self defeats me, I have also won, mainly because myself is me as well.
Now if we both just get tired and can't do anything, I guess that would be a loss.
Now if we both just get tired and can't do anything, I guess that would be a loss.
I will say this, I have actually thought of this scenario, and know that I have a certain code that I would apply to if I were to mug someone. If I mug someone, I check their wallet, and if they have more money than I have, I take it, and leave their wallet, otherwise I hand it back to them, and wish them a good day. After handing my wallet, and myself seeing that I have no money, he would hand it back, tip his hat, and go about his day.
I can't fight for crap but me and my other me will attempt to tussle. Someone will most likely report that some twins are sissy-fighting. We'll get arrested, and my other me might give me an explanation for what occured and the event might sort itself out.
Unless that other me is the real me and the real me is not me. Then I'd know why I'd be attacking myself, but then I'd still be attacking me. That'd still be confusing.
Captcha thinks the fight would be easy as cake.
Unless that other me is the real me and the real me is not me. Then I'd know why I'd be attacking myself, but then I'd still be attacking me. That'd still be confusing.
Captcha thinks the fight would be easy as cake.
Of course I can, I'm a total wuss . . . wait a minute, I'm a total wuss, damn! Well if I'm too much of a wuss to kick the crap out of my wussy self, I'll just pull my phone out and start playing Karma Chameleon by Boy George. That always calms me/him down. Gotta love peaceful resolutions.
Defeating an exact copy of yourself is simply a matter of improving yourself from how you were when the copy was made.
I grab him, pull him in close, and kiss him full on the lips. "Genevieve," I'll cry, my voice quivering with both love, relief, and the resolved tension of an eternity of longing, "Oh, sweet, sweet Genevieve, you've come home at last! After all these years, we can finally be a family. Here, come quickly! See your little Maria! She's grown up so much like you! Oh, Genevieve!" Then I kiss him once more and run off.
If myself stooped to mugging then that me must've have developed a weaker mind. Of course I can defeat this imposter.
Hell, I'll just give myself the money. If he shows up unshaven and desperate enough to mug someone (nevermind himself) he obviously needs the money more than I do.
Besides I would never be able to defeat a copy of myself pushed into desperation, he would be hardened by his time as a vagrant, where as I have been fattened and softened by living a comfortable life .
Besides I would never be able to defeat a copy of myself pushed into desperation, he would be hardened by his time as a vagrant, where as I have been fattened and softened by living a comfortable life .
I feel as if I should theorize that my clone is THE HALLOWEEN GHOST OF SPOOKSGIVING FUTURE! And I think I would defeat myself, as my thunderous left punch is much too holy to be channeled by and of HALLOWEEN SATAN'S GHOSTLY SPECTERS!
I'd probably open up with a ton of deranged giggling, fight me for a few minutes, then shake my hand and go grab a burger. Or sushi.Flamezdudes said:
Then, we'd probably get on quite well.