Poll: Can you pick up chicks in a tank?

[alimination602]

I have just been rewatching the internet webseries Red vs. Blue and I was reminded of the fantastic jokes in the second episode regarding each teams vehicles.

And I started to truly ask myself the question- Would you be better able to attract women in a Warthog (Light Reconnaissance Vehicle with a Heavy Machine Gun) or a Scorpion Tank (It?s a Tank!)?

Personally I think you?d be better off in a Plane- wings are the new wheels after all.

What do you think?

And if you haven?t seen Red vs. Blue yet go over to Roosterteeth.com, watch the first few episodes, come back and say what you think!

 

[hittite]

Tank. Cabose tested, Tucker approved.

 

[Cab00se206]

Tank. Cabose tested, Tucker approved.

This. This a thousand times.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Dude, you can totally pick up chicks in a tank!

Bow-chika-wow-wow? No, more like BOOM-chika-wow-wow!!

 

[steeple]

Tank. Cabose tested, Tucker approved.

that has to be the best possible answer to the given question...
good show sir!

 

[Odbarc]

When Chuck Norris drives a Hatchback, it's a tank.

 

[bulldogftw]

A tank as long as your not a team killing fucktard

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Tank. Cabose tested, Tucker approved.

Best not to wingman though..friendly fire possible.

 

[MassiveGeek]

A fucking monster truck, man!
Ohhh, I'd be all over the girl/guy who picked me up in a sexy monster truck.

A hummer would do though, big cars om nom nom nom. <3

 

[Lord Doomhammer]

pick up chicks in a flying tank!

 

[standokan]

A giant scorpion of death, created to help mankind not destroy it

 

[Baby Eater]

Warthog

I think it looks more like a puma.

OT:Well, they can't say no if a tank barrel's staring at them.

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

You'd need a good line.

"Hey baby, wanna go blow up the whole god damn world?"

 

[MirrorSweep]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you met Tank? XD

But seriously, it's not compensating..it's a giant killing machine chick magnet and you all know it. =P

 

[WanderingFool]

pick up chicks in a flying tank!

Im using the "Because FUCK YOU!" as my new slogan...

anyways,

Spoiler

Two is better than one, right?

 

[No-Superman10]

Spoiler

Two is better than one, right?

Hellz Yeah.

OT:

Spoiler

Go on girls, tell me that isn't arousing.

 

[Evilsanta]

This. It the tanks of tanks.

Nothing beats a tank.

 

[Mr. Socky]

Baneblade for the win. Always, forever and ever and ever.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What's that? I can't hear your other choices over the sound of the massive engine of my tank.

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, if you pick a tank with a looooooooooong barrel, you're over-compensating for something. >>

So, I'd go with a plane. ...[sup]With as large a[sup]wingspan[sup]as[sup]possible.[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup] XD