Poll: Can you pick up chicks in a tank?

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I'm thinking tank but it has its pros and cons

Pros: It's big and can run over the competition, the guns can blow anything in way up and finally, there's a lot of space for interesting paint jobs and other decoration such as decals and vinyls (imagine having a tank on a need for speed game, you could use the side as a canvas)

Cons: the main gun is easily identified as "compensation", the inside is incredibly uncomfortable and the gasoline and insurance would financially cripple you

 

[Chrinik]

This. It the tanks of tanks.

Nothing beats a tank.

Except an RPG-7. Or an anti tank mine. Or an A-10 Warthog. Which is of course what I would use.

Most modern tanks can eat RPG-7s like candy...well, the crappy soviet and chinese Warheads the Taliban fire at least.
And we are talking about a Baneblade here, that thing is bigger then a house (see size comparisson with the 8 foot Spacemarines)...so what´s an A-10 gonna do, tickle it?
Strategic bombers like the B2 however...


Well, you can pick up chicks in a tank. After the ukranians tested it, the austrians proved it.

(It is essentially the same spot, just with a different dude, different girls, different tank, different army and different language, so I spare you a link, you can search for it if you really must.)

But lol at the "Tank Catapult", throwing entire Leo2A4´s at the enemy would be pretty awesome.
Think of the morale...

 

[latenightapplepie]

no, you can't, tanks are noisy, cramped, uncomfortable, ugly, and don't go very fast

a motorcycle on the other hand....

This.

A tank would stupid, unless you happen to need to protect your lady-friend from bullets, or kill other potential suitors.

 

[dangitall]

When Chuck Norris drives a Hatchback, it's a tank.

Chuck Norris turns a unicycle into the world's greatest warmachine

 

[blankedboy]

A BFT.
In Hover mode. With the nuke loaded.

 

[crudus]

Tank. Why? It's a fucking tank.

Spoiler

pick up chicks in a flying tank!

It has all the benefits of a plane and a tank and none of the drawbacks. How can you not get laid driving one of those things?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Only if she has a thing for the smell of Diesel.

 

[Manicotti]

The girl who *doesn't* run away at the sight of me piggybacking on this thing? Soulmate.

 

[Sacman]

The tank.

THe Ukranians tested it, it works:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo

lol these are the kinds of commercials Family Guy makes up to poke fun at the real ones...<.<

 

[Timmaaaah]

You can definitely pick up chicks in a tank, so long as it isn't too big. They'll think you're compensating for something

 

[Timmaaaah]

Helicopter. Seriously, no vehicle is more kickass. A stealthy one so it makes less noise coz it's a shame that you can only talk through those headsets

 

[spectrenihlus]

Tank Beats everything.

 

[PrototypeC]

...unless she likes cramped, sweaty interiors that feel at times like you're in a very high-tech furnace... my guess is not the tank. Besides, the compensation angle is far too obvious. Warthog has plenty of room for passengers, a nice paintjob and that's still a nice long, big gun... mmm...
What were we talking about? Oh.

We need more female perspective here. The only chick in RvB would more likely just blast your kneecaps off and steal it no matter what you were driving.

 

[Hader]

Does this work?

 

[Lane Butler]

Oh hell yes for tank