Poll: Can you pick up chicks in a tank?
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in other words one of those affordable fast cars (nissan skyline, mazda RX-7, toyota supra, holden monaro, fold falcon XR8, etc pretty much anything made to go fast with either a V8 or a turbocharged for performance car) which people with zero class and questionable intelligence buy (and in some cases bolt on a crapload of aftermarket stuff, adding an extra 1/2 tonne of weight and screwing with the ride comfort and aerodynamics of the car) on the misconception that girls like loud yobs in equally loud carsstinkychops said:
The only problem with a tank is no awesome suspension. Get that beat down low, that top laid back, get those ground effects hot. Flip some switches, get some bitches. You just can't do that on treads. Warthog all the way.
Then again, not many girls can say no to 100mm of armor-piercing tungsten. Scorpion has its good points.
Then again, not many girls can say no to 100mm of armor-piercing tungsten. Scorpion has its good points.
This essentially.stinkychops said:
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The size of vehicle models relative to soldier models in 40 K is really bad, actually. A fire warrior would never fit into a Tau battlesuit, even without his armour, and a space marine wouldn't fit in the dreadnought coffin, even if he had his arms and legs cut off.Chrinik said:
Yeah, real anti tank weapons probably wouldn't work against something like a baneblade, but thats why the 40 K universe has battleships with orbital cannons. I'm pretty sure a bombardment by one of those would take it out.
With a tank you can make so many awesome "Gun" innuendos.
Also. "Boy Racers" are hilarious because the first mod they all do is to put in a high flow exhaust system... which is great, except you lose your bottom end without a supercharger (or turbo charger) to replace the back pressure. Sure it makes you sound like a giant douche, but it also ruins your performance.
Also. "Boy Racers" are hilarious because the first mod they all do is to put in a high flow exhaust system... which is great, except you lose your bottom end without a supercharger (or turbo charger) to replace the back pressure. Sure it makes you sound like a giant douche, but it also ruins your performance.
Random berk said:
real world weapons would actually be quite effective a baneblade as for all its impressive stature technology wise its still at about the same level as a WWII era tank, also a baneblade wouldn't even be able to move at all due to its sheer weight, and the number of blindspots on it makes in insanely easy for a group to climb onto it and plant enough C4 to level a building
I talked about the picture, anyway, inwhich the Baneblade could house an entire platoon.Random berk said:
And I was also talking about taking on a Baneblade with conventional, "today" weaponry, and you whip out 40K tech.
Talk about missing the point.
"Yeah, you could totally take out a french knight on his horse storming towards you, just need your trusty .50 cal and he will go down..."
Without even being so familiar with that bit of RvsB, I gotta say, TANK.
I mean, what kind of question is that? It's like the ultimate flange-magnet. Cruise across town in it and there won't be a dry set of pants in the borough.
(Plane, good 2nd place but unwieldy; Warthog has a touch of the "queer as folk" Vitara about it, so if you swing the other way it may work; Boy Racer Car will get you skanks, but also STDs; alternative choice would be some kind of bike. Or that flying alien thingy (viper? erm) which is like part bike part plane, you could get some serious tail with that.)
Right that's my bit of blatant sexism for the year crossed off, what's next...
I mean, what kind of question is that? It's like the ultimate flange-magnet. Cruise across town in it and there won't be a dry set of pants in the borough.
(Plane, good 2nd place but unwieldy; Warthog has a touch of the "queer as folk" Vitara about it, so if you swing the other way it may work; Boy Racer Car will get you skanks, but also STDs; alternative choice would be some kind of bike. Or that flying alien thingy (viper? erm) which is like part bike part plane, you could get some serious tail with that.)
Right that's my bit of blatant sexism for the year crossed off, what's next...
Well if you are after republican trash chicks you might have a chance. 
For me there would be only one girl to pick up, but damn i just think i let her pick me up in her tank
For me there would be only one girl to pick up, but damn i just think i let her pick me up in her tank
Except that the Baneblade does not actually exist. Of course I 'whipped out 40 K tech' because the Baneblade itself is 40 K tech. I'd have also talked about more conventional, real life weapons if we were talking about a conventional, real life tank.Chrinik said:
Elephant - Have a party in the back whilst on the move..
other than Halo, get yourself a Baneblade, no woman (heretic or not) in the universe can resist a man encased in Imperial Armour..
Oh and to those questioning the reality of the Baneblade tank, check the German prototype for their P. 1000 'Ratte' tank, they already developed a Baneblade style tank, we just need several billion dollars to build one..
other than Halo, get yourself a Baneblade, no woman (heretic or not) in the universe can resist a man encased in Imperial Armour..
Oh and to those questioning the reality of the Baneblade tank, check the German prototype for their P. 1000 'Ratte' tank, they already developed a Baneblade style tank, we just need several billion dollars to build one..