Poll: Cats or Dogs?

[Neonbob]

I suppose we can.
But we already have a Cerberus.
You can't get much more badass.

Wait, what happened to the tigers with chainsaw mouths?

We loaned those out to someone for the day.
And again: Cerberus.
Epic guard.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

There is only one cat that I will ever love and he was put down with my parents not waking my up before they put him down so I could say good bye the bastards. Also because of him I am teraffied of there sharp claws and teeth. Besides dogs take more work to train. Its a challenge.

 

[Macgyvercas]

The difference between cats and dogs:

Cats think they are god, dogs think YOU are god.
Dogs are man's best friend, cats are just manipulative animals.
A dog is the only creature that loves you more that he loves himself (That one means case closed for me)

Final answer: Dogs

 

[Iskenator67]

Dogs. More Specifically Great Danes. There is something about a dog big enough to make other people there *****.

 

[cartzo]

when a dogs master is in danger he will often go for help, but it will only be when dinnertime comes that his cat gives a shit.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

I like dogs but they're a lot more work than cats. My dad hates cats so as soon as I can I'm going to get a pair to annoy him every time he visits me.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Cats.
It saddens me that they're always typecast as tyrants and fascists in cartoons. Dogs have many more Nazi-like traits. Fierce loyalty, territorial aggression, etcetera.

 

[akmarksman]

So...straight up...are you cat person or a dog person? Why?

Don't you know that the Off-Topic nazi-douches report you if you put a vs. thread in Off-Topic?


I prefer dogs..they'll save your life without asking anything in return..whereas cats are probably plotting to kill you..after you feed them of course.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Cats. I have always had a cat and their easier to take care of.

 

[Captain Pancake]

dogs give you lots of attention, which is great if you're needy like I am. but cats are more pleasant to stroke, plus you can make a plethora of "pussy" jokes...

 

[IamQ]

Cats have more of a personallity. A dog is just a brainless slave that you have to take care of. A dog is like the sims.