Poll: Chaos as a religion

[Blobpie]

I'm not super familiar with Warhammer 40k lore, but as a general rule, these kinds of groups and gods have severe tendencies to backstab their recruits. Which means joining is not a very good idea.

And, these groups also have a tendency to actively try to kill people who aren't members, as well, which means I might as well condemn them and go down fighting.

That said, if I had to join one, I'd pick Nurgle. No suffering ever, and ugliness is subjective.

Tzeentch will backstab you when it furthers his plans, or he gets bored. But the other gods (most notably Nurgle or Khorne) will never betray you.

For Khorne: he abhors trickery and deceit, and if he ever wants you gone he will send somone to fight you the straight forward combate

For Nurgle: he loves his children (anyone who worships him), he is the ONLY chaos god that legitimately cares for his worshipers.

 

[Mudkipith]

I wroship Malal, he's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of him.

He's literally the Chaos god of being a hipster.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

I am an inquisitor and what is this?

What kind of inquisitor doesn't recognize heresy when he sees it ?
I find that highly suspicous.

Im Ordo Xenos bro, not my field.

Hmm, an acceptable answer, but we're watching you.
And everyone else. And do you know what we see ?

Spoiler

Phew... I'll just go kill aliens now in the name of Kh.... I mean the Emporer.

 

[DirtyJunkieScum]

Well, it does actually exist outside of it's concept and presentation in 40k.

I would say "actually exist" is going a bit far.

I wroship Malal, he's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of him.

He's literally the Chaos god of being a hipster.

Oh yeah? I can out hipster you buddy, Necoho and Zuvassin are my homies.

Actually, I lie, I just wanted to be a hipster like you, my real answer is "Worship warp entities? Balls to that, we'll have the stone men up and running soon, then the galaxy will be ours...until those pointy eared ladyboys go and fuck it all up."

 

[Blobpie]

I wroship Malal, he's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of him.

He's literally the Chaos god of being a hipster.

There i added Malal as a choice, since enough people have chosen him.

 

[renegade7]

Condemn the cults!

"I bow to no fane and acknowledge no deity for I have the empirical clarity of the Imperial Truth!"

Or Malal. Hipster Chaos

 

[Zeckt]

If I were in that universe, I may as well go pro khorne before I myself would be slaughtered by one of them. Gotta go with the times to survive.

 

[Matthew Kjonaas]

Malal
Everything will be destroyed someday might as well choose when. Also I am massive amounts of random at all time, and do you know what a Malal cult tea party is like well lets just leave it at you would not know it was a tea party.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

Argh I want to change my vote to Malal!

 

[Zantos]

Damn heretics. When Leman Russ get's back him and his brothers are going to fuck you up. For all father and Leman Russ.

 

[Zantos]

This is how cults get started -_-...

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Your false god will collect enough of the blood of his followers for the emperor to drown him in it!

 

[dalek sec]

Knowledge is power, guard it well.

I mean... HERESY! Send in the Grey Knights!

Spoiler

Holy crap where did you find that?!

For me it's Slaanesh, pleasure and perfection all the way! Maybe now I can finally be a good writer and singer... maybe he can help with my marksmenship as well.

 

[Blobpie]

Knowledge is power, guard it well.

I mean... HERESY! Send in the Grey Knights!

If you do well enough perhaps we will mount your corpse on a chair and turn you into a idol

 

[kouriichi]

Papa Nurgle is the only god for me <3
Hes so loving and caring and giving! I dont know how anyone would hate him!
All he wants to do is spread the love and warmth that is his pussy death plagues.

 

[Konatacalypse]

In your hour of strife, when all of your friends have turned their backs to you, when you believe everything lost, there is only one daemon prince who will be there for you.

Grandfather Nurgle is the only logical choice.

What good is sorcery when you can perish at any moment? How can might overcome affliction and pestilence?

Just take a look at this recruits.

Spoiler

Nurgle is waiting with open arms. Sign up now and receive a set of genital boils free.

 

[Erttheking]

I will serve malal, I will rain death upon the false gods and their followers.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

'Looks at Thread'

PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

Spoiler: Suffer Not The Heretic To Live

Praise The Emperor and pass the ammunition! (For what one doesn't cure, the other will)

 

[Mudkipith]

Well, it does actually exist outside of it's concept and presentation in 40k.

I would say "actually exist" is going a bit far.

I wroship Malal, he's pretty underground, you've probably never heard of him.

He's literally the Chaos god of being a hipster.

Oh yeah? I can out hipster you buddy, Necoho and Zuvassin are my homies.

Actually, I lie, I just wanted to be a hipster like you, my real answer is "Worship warp entities? Balls to that, we'll have the stone men up and running soon, then the galaxy will be ours...until those pointy eared ladyboys go and fuck it all up."

Are they even considered gods anymore?

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Tzeentch or Slaanash? Do I go Intelligence or Charisma? Oh, the hell with it Slaanash here I come!

 

[Blobpie]

Tzeentch or Slaanash? Do I go Intelligence or Charisma? A hard decision

Also don't forget to factor in these rewards as well:

Do you want magic more? Magic that gives you the ability to turn a battle tank inside out, or wrench a soul from a foolhardy foul with just a gesture of your fingers.

Or Pleasure? Pleasure that makes all other pleasure you have ever had (and will) pale in comparison.
Also if i recall correctly, cultists of Slaanash can gain the convenient ability to convert pain into pleasure