Poll: Choose your WMD

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newguy77

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An infinite amount of Alex Mercers? Massive overkill, but that's my choice. (As long as I get to be one)
 

Icecoldcynic

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I would choose anthrax. Nothing like watching people die slowly and painfully with their skin turning black and peeling off. What? I'm not a psychopath... I swear. :(
 

Aqualung

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Psychic attack. Just let everyone's brains shut off at the exact same time peacefully, and watch them fall in unison.

At least if they die peacefully, life can restart peacefully?
 

Kollega

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Either 10.000 nukes or one Lombax armed to the teeth. The outcome would be same in both cases.

Or a Sun Crusher. There's no kill like overkill.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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PayJ567 said:
Dirty Bomb FTW, could destroy anything in the most awesome and pathetic way possible.
Except the immediate destructive potential of a dirty bomb is underwhelming at best. The weapon concept is only feared because the conventional explosion would distribute radioactive dust across a wide area and while this issue can generally be resolved it has the potential to cause severe long term health problems across a surprisingly wide area. Generally, when people discuss a WMD in anything other than a fearmongering capacity, they wouldn't bother mentioning a dirty bomb.

Nuclear weapons are classified WMD for the obvious reason that they offer the umparalled ability to project firepower on a location. Chemical weapons are so classified because modern chemical agents are lethal enough that one can get a few hundred thousand doses in a single gallon sized container. This itself isn't terribly notable until one has an efficient method for dispersal. Because of it's nature, chemical weapons are generally less of a threat on a per weapon basis than nuclear weapons. Biological weapons are the most difficult of all to employ given the high likelyhood of infection of friendly population centers (people do a lot of traveling these days). If you combine the variable lethality rate and commmunicability you end up with a weapon of utter last resort. You can't control it's release, it can potentially be contained and the long term impact on the species as a whole are unknown.

Each of the three major systems are so classified because they have the capacity to kill a staggering number of people with single deployments. Dirty bombs, though more dangerous that a conventional bomb, simply cannot be said to be anywhere near the league of even a small nuclear weapon, a single VX rocket or a paultry vial of weaponized smallpox.

darkless said:
Thermobaric bombs all the way.
Just a quick comparison. Largest Thermobaric weapon in existance: 11 tonnes TNT equivalent. Blast at Hiroshima: 25,000 tonnes TNT equivalent.

Sorry kiddo, that's just not going to cut it.
 

IxionIndustries

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Neither of those..

Instead, a singularity bomb that rips a hole through the fabric of time and space, and spews out confused and aggressive historical figures, causing chaos and hilarious carnage.

Think of it: Albert Einstein, riding on a T-rex, with several Lincoln cyborgs fighting off the remnants.

...Or, if it were allowed, a powerful ritual to summon the wrath of Odin, for abandoning his ways.
 

Endocrom

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Can't beat the directed agression (and subsequent satisfaction) of a giant laser.
 

dalek sec

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Souplex said:
We people of mass destruction rule. There is also, the "Weapon of mass deliciousness". A sandwich so delicious that it shatters the minds of those who are unprepared.
What flavors does it come in good sir?

Also some kind of virus that makes people zombies.
 

RYjet911

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Lots and lots of the Worlds Smallest Nuke.

It will unlock and open everyone's doors so I can run in and knife them all. Heavily personal shit right there.
 

aruseusx

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PayJ567 said:
Dirty Bomb FTW, could destroy anything in the most awesome and pathetic way possible.
Made me think about that American Dad episode when Stan starts masturbating.

OT: A virus bomb.

 

Wayte

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Enormous, weaponized Tesla coils. I figure that fits under laser, but I was htinking more of an electrical pulse and less of a linear zap.
 

Skeleon

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Nanobots. Why kill the enemy when you can turn them into cyber-zombies ready to do menial labour?