Poll: Corporations are taking over the world!!! Who do you side with?

[Dango]

Nintendo!

Nintendo! You have my sword!

And mah axe!

And my Bow.

 

[Odysseous2]

The Obvious main contenders would be Google, Microsoft, and Apple.

Why are they the obvious contenders? Exxon Mobile is the biggest corporation in the world. They could buy any one of those companies if they wanted to. I understand we're all gamers here, so we naturally flock to the technology corps, but the fact of the matter is, technology isn't nearly the field that makes the most money in the world. Petroleum is. And in business, money is power.

Look its just a game. I just picked the top three that came to my head mkay. Have fun and don't over think it.

Didn't mean any offense... Just pointing out that there are better possible contenders

 

[Marmooset]

China.



And here are some extra words for that whole substance thing.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Amazon. They're the ones selling baseball bats and V masks.

 

[Tri]

Ares Macrotechnology, I suppose, though Saeder-Krupp Heavy Industries certainly has my attention, I just don't know how safe it would be working for a great dragon. Just working for a megacorp is intimidating enough as it is, especially if you have to play Mr.Johnson.

 

[Mcupobob]

The Obvious main contenders would be Google, Microsoft, and Apple.

Why are they the obvious contenders? Exxon Mobile is the biggest corporation in the world. They could buy any one of those companies if they wanted to. I understand we're all gamers here, so we naturally flock to the technology corps, but the fact of the matter is, technology isn't nearly the field that makes the most money in the world. Petroleum is. And in business, money is power.

Look its just a game. I just picked the top three that came to my head mkay. Have fun and don't over think it.

Didn't mean any offense... Just pointing out that there are better possible contenders

No worries, I agree they're prolly not really the biggest or most connected as oil or anything I was just trying to keep this thread as unpolitical as possible.

Side note to escapist this captcha are getting ridiculous!
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szemesova, otiance

 

[Phisi]

Google, probably the least evil corporation on your list. Actually not very evil at all but they did just buy Motorola to increase their patents list. :S Google for now but who knows what the future will hold. One more thing, why is Facebook not on the list, not that I'll side with them but they could take over the world just by posting an event.

 

[Nouw]

Google would give me no privacy whatsoever. Microsoft would not allow me to have any money whatsoever.

I join the resistance!

 

[Simon Pettersson]

Cerberus Capital Management

look them up, only logical choice

O.O OMG CERBERUS!!

OT: I wouldn´t join any of them ...

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

Nintendo!

Nintendo! You have my sword!

And mah axe!

And my Bow.

Thank you for continuing the joke. I was genuinly afraid no one would, though I admit I screwed up the order and should have said bow. Is there anymore? *Checks Youtube* No? Just the three? Good, awesome, we've made a grand and proper joke tonight.

Dammit, Ninja'd with all three!.

Nintendo! You have my rifle!

 

[The Stonker]

I would obviously pick Wilkinson's sword.
FEEL MY MINTY AND REFRESHING SHAVE!

 

[theevilsanta]

Apple would either be the totally in control, or completely wiped out. And being on their side if they one would be heaven, literally. Think Paschal's Wager.

 

[A Free Man]

Has to be google, all the way. I like to win, and since they are going to win without question, I'd join them. Google is king, all bow down before it's might! -.-

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Ben and Jerry's for the obvious benefits... om nom nom nom.

 

[Bebus]

Google.

They have never asked a penny from me, unlike the rest of the money grubbing guys up there.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Whichever I find more suitable at the time to abuse to take over the world for myself.

 

[Smooth Operator]

With the resistance obviously, me and Gordon will be busting some busting some zombine ass.

 

[StormShaun]

Whatever does the most good, problerley something like Sarif Industries...

and since I cannot side with the anti-corperation movment I shall create a secret corperation called 1788Industries and we fight against the corperations OF EVIL!!!

 

[Magicmad5511]

I shall be siding with the Valve-Bungie alliance in this war of corporations. If anyone's gonna make Spartan super soldiers with portal guns it's them. With such power we shall rule both Steam and Xbox live.