Poll: Corporations are taking over the world!!! Who do you side with?

[Korolev]

I would have to side with a biomedical company or a bio-sciences company, seeing as that's the field I'm in. Probably invitrogen or Celera Genomics or maybe even Promega.

Probably Invitrogen, though. They are ruthless and their products tend to work. I haven't had any trouble with them.

 

[TheMann]

I think I'll side with Alliant Techsystems. [http://www.atk.com/] You know, ultra powerful supercomputers and giant mega-servers that control vast amounts of information are great and all... but blowing them up isn't really that hard.

 

[Haagrum]

Since I'm pursuing a career in corporate law... I guess that'd make me a hired gun?

 

[janerowdy]

Saeder-Krupp. I pledge my allegiance to Lofwyr.

 

[NickCaligo42]

I side with Tekken.

 

[Arafiro]

I was about to vote for Google, but then I remembered the abomination that is Google+ and the rubbish pile that is Chrome, which is a shame because the actual search engine itself and YouTube are pretty good.

I'd probably go for Valve. They already have a fairly widely spread information platform (compared to anything outside of the 3 other choices) which they could adapt to assist in the (Steampunk styled) war effort against the iArmy, Android? Platoons and Kamikaze Squadrons (because as we all know, Microsoft is great at building things that crash spectacularly).

 
.. okay, I'm having way too much fun with this idea.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

I'll side with Kim Jong-Il before I side with any corporation. At least he wouldn't make me take any sh*te from anyone but my superiors, where as any of those three would have me trying to sell their latest plastic piece of rubbish to some guy who just came into the shop to get out of the cold.

 

[Mathak]

MJ12, doh. Bring on the nanoaugments!