Poll: December 21,2012. What do you think will happen?

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mkb07a

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The calendar doesn't end, it just starts over. Curses on all the people who can't be bothered to wiki anything!

OR... someone will spread Branston pickle on "No More Heroes." Then the universe will end... and it will be awesome.
 

Dele

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I heard Sarah Palin is going to run for president in 2012. If that doesn't trigger the apocalypse, I don't know what will.
Seconded
 

Surreysmith

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so your trying to tell me the world will end on 21/12/12 wouldn't it make more sence that it ended on 12/12/12 or mabey it's so when the world doesn't end nobody cares because it's christmas in less than a week.
 

Simski

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In 2012 I will still be a virgin and I will be visiting /b/ almost every day.
I will still have thoughts of killing myself, and I still won't do it because it'll upset my parents who I still live with.
By that time, my sexuality will probably also have accepted scat and guro as sexually appealing.

I will be praying that this year is actually the one who the world will end, however it will probably just be the regular old doomsday nonsense.
And I shall continue to /r/equest moar pooper.
 

crimsondynamics

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Dancingman said:
Well, its coming, in a short four years, the Mayan calendar reached its abrupt end, a calendar well known for accurately predicting eclipses hundreds of years in the future. So I ask you fellows at the Escapist forums, what do you think will happen?
What do you think?

I think it's bad luck to believe in superstition.
 

Jursa

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What'll happen is that we'll wake up and say oh well, life goes on. If you were to count every "end of the world" that was supposed to happen by now, our planet would have been drowned, burned, blown up, frozen, irradiated, taken away of O2. I doubt God put a staple on his calendar when the "restart planet" should be pressed. Ok so maybe the Mayans we're onto something big, but the world has lived through endless years of our shit, no reason for it to stop anytime soon. Unless the attack of the killer tomatoes will become a reality.
 

corporate_gamer

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well i'm saying it superstition because if it is then i get a small sense of smug superiority and if im wrong, well this poll isn't going to be high on my list of concerns.
 

Xaryn Mar

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21 of December 2012? The days on the northern hemisphere will begin to get longer again (or more precisely: There will again be more hours of daylight), just as it does every year. That date is after all the winter solstice. We will be 3 days from Christmas and I will look forward to good food and presents.
 

ElephantGuts

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I think that nothing out of the ordinary will happen and everyone will shut the fuck up and realize they're as dumb as everyone else who thought the world was gonna end.

Though the idea does sort of scare me. It's one of those things that there's almost no chance of it happening, but if it did it would be unimaginably horrible...

And I would usually trust the Mayans with stuff like this, but it was so long ago what they really decided has probably been distorted horribly.
 

Jharry5

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Of course the world isn't going to end because the ancient Mayans said so.
It'll end when the bankers of the world today say so...
 

Yegargeburble

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tijuanatim said:
I think that the Mayans would have continued to make the calendar, but they were busy. Busy being raped and pilaged by the European invaders.
That's almost exactly what I said to someone a couple months ago. Just replace raped and pillaged with destroyed. Nothing will happen in 2012 though...unless someone builds a doomsday machine. Then it's only right to use it on December 21, 2012.
 

Birras

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Everyone in the world who believes it will play "It's the end of the world as we know it" at full blast. Enough people will play it so that the sonic vibrations are enough to disturb the core of the Earth, causing the Earth to cease rotation. This cease in rotation will cause one side of the Earth to constantly be exposed to the Sun, while the other side is exposed to the icy cold of space. The lack of rotation also stops the Earth's revolution, leaving us directly in the path of a stray asteroid approximately 3/4ths the size of Ceres, the largest asteroid known to man. The resulting impact will effectively destroy 1/8th of the Earth while the surviving portion is sent directly into the Sun. Thus, the Apocalypse is caused by belief in it.
 

Bluntknife

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You know what I think will happen?

Nothing, it'll be my 21st birthday and everyone will be happy and having fun, thats what will be happening!

Edit* Also, are we supposed to beleive a peoples calender who killed themselves? who sacrificed people to a sun god?
Didn't think so.
 

Sir Pysco Sexy

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Emmitt_Nervend said:
Maybe the Mayans just got tired of predicting the celestial forecast and gave up on some random date.
Shotgun not being the guy who has to HAND CARVE everything!
 

Bluntknife

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sv93 said:
Well I don't care how it goes, but either way. It sucks that that day is my birthday! That is the last thing I need. I doubt anything is going to happen its just Y2k all over again.
We must stop the end of the world my friend! for it will ruin our birthdays if it happens. lol