Poll: Do you fake it?

[Febel]

I faked it when I lost my virginity. It wasn't that enjoyable to be honest and it was really awkward and was going on forever so I just faked it to be done with it.

Shamefully, I did the exact same thing. She was a virgin too and neither of us really knew what we were doing. She seemed in pain and I didn't wanna be pushy.

Same here as well...is this really that common of a occurance?

 

[Mordereth]

I faked it when I lost my virginity. It wasn't that enjoyable to be honest and it was really awkward and was going on forever so I just faked it to be done with it.

Shamefully, I did the exact same thing. She was a virgin too and neither of us really knew what we were doing. She seemed in pain and I didn't wanna be pushy.

Same here as well...is this really that common of a occurance?

The failure to get off? Hard to document.

The pain?

You're ripping part of her vagina if she really is a virgin, so the pain's universal.

 

[Uncreative]

Luckily she didn't notice I was holding a shampoo bottle in my hand.
No and no.. It's a pretty strange concept though, is it just to make their partner feel better about their skill with their squishy parts?

Semen: Now with Mountain Fresh scent!

OT:
Romantic relationships instill a deep horror in my soul, so I don't exactly have the experience required to hold an opinion on this sorta matter.
But from where I sit today, I think I'd be fairly upset if a partner really felt the need to lie, and I'd take it as something of a bad sign if I did.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Never faked, never been faked on.

How can you know?

Lets just say I have been extremely fortunate in that every girl I've slept with has beed able to do something that cannot be faked

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

If you fake an orgasm, you are a monster.

 

[Robert Ewing]

Sadly I am the sort to readily anticipate sex, and then when i'm actually doing it, find it standard. I don't fake massive screams, just the odd grunt and stuff... Sadly my teenage fap-happy days have left me de-sensitized to any sexual stimulation.

 

[A-D.]

Never had to fake, never been faked on either, as far as im aware. But im also the kind of Person who makes sure. I.e. i am able to stall my own orgasm, given that im probably going to be there faster than she would be, hence holding back a little. Of course once you get there anyway, and now considering she might fake it. I go for round 2.

Sex for me usually lasts at least 1 Hour, or several, depending on how "enduring" i am, which varies from day to day. Alas i could probably fake it given that i actually have to moan willingly, i.e. pushing myself to do so, else its just a little heavier breathing xD

 

[6unn3r]

Never faked it and never had a girl need to fake it either.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Good Christ no, why the hell would I want to pull a face like that on purpose.

Nor would I want my partner to fake it either, that's just insulting to both of us.

 

[Nimcha]

Never needed to, thankfully. In fact I was rather shocked that some girls feel the need to fake it in the first place... I never knew people actually did that until a few years ago.

Really? Some sheltered sex life you have... -.^

Or just a very good one!

 

[Mr. Google]

I dont need them to fake it. Im too damn good!

Edit - Urgh... misread.

Arrogance is seldom a good thing in bed. Just a pointer.

hahah It's because im a generous lover not a well its in slam that out then sleep. My ex-Girlfriend was always very VERY content when we were done.

 

[FamoFunk]

Female - never faked it, never will. I think I'd find it quite hard too as well. Also, if you're crap and cannot satisfy me, you'll know about it, I will not fake to make you feel better about how rubbish you are.

I don't see how a Male could fake it, it would be fairly obvious, wouldn't it?!

 

[artanis_neravar]

Female - never faked it, never will. I think I'd find it quite hard too as well. Also, if you're crap and cannot satisfy me, you'll know about it, I will not fake to make you feel better about how rubbish you are.

I don't see how a Male could fake it, it would be fairly obvious, wouldn't it?!

That depends do you check the condom after?

 

[holy_secret]

No...I feel that trying to fake an orgasm as a man would be incredibly obvious and stupid.

It's not. If you have a condom on and you make some quick and thrustful hip movements as your voice gets louder and higher, you can get away with it.
Just make sure to scurry off to the bathroom as soon as you're "done"