Poll: Do You Hate Children?

[SacremPyrobolum]

Simple Enough question. If your vote doesnt fit into any of the the catagories fill in Other and specify in comments.

Edit: OK, I know I forgot a No option, you can stop pointing that out. No, I myself did not do this because I hate children. I did it because I see a lot of posts on this site pretaneing to the hatred of children.

 

[Hairetos]

No. I might hate their attitudes sometimes, but they're important.

Certainly wouldn't want to raise one though.

 

[NotSoNimble]

Once they hit the quarter century club (25), they are okay, well, most of them anyway.

 

[BioHazardMan]

Children can be annoying, but I don't hate them.

 

[Eldarion]

Jeez again? We had this thread last week.

Incoming 12 pages of "I hate kids" from the jaded misanthropes here.

Just teasing.... mostly.

Is the poll asking what age group specifically we are hating? No "I like kids" option? :/

 

[SacremPyrobolum]

No. I might hate their attitudes sometimes, but they're important.

Certainly wouldn't want to raise one though.

24 1/2 year olds beware!

 

[SacremPyrobolum]

Jeez again? We had this thread last week.

Incoming 12 pages of "I hate kids" from the jaded misanthropes here.

Just teasing.... mostly.

Really, I hadn't noticed.

 

[Armored Prayer]

No, I don't hate children.

Sure they can do stupid things, but they don't know any better. And 9 times out of 10 its the parents fault for a bad kid.

 

[Kortney]

Why would I hate billions of people I don't know?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I dislike them, but they love me.

For example, less than half an hour ago my two cousins, each less than ten, were crawling around me.

EDIT: Oh, and all under-tens I dislike. After that, when you realize you won't get whatever you want and crying/whining minimizes, they're good.

 

[Eldarion]

Why would I hate billions of people I don't know?

Here here.

I like to wait till I have had a conversation with someone before I decide I hate their guts.

 

[zehydra]

I love children. Particularly the toddlers, where you can have fun with them, but they also listen to you. They're fun, but exhausting.

 

[infohippie]

Kids are fine while they're still young and cute. By the age of twelve or so they seem to have this annoying tendency to turn into little scrotes all full of attitude. Not all children do this, of course, but enough to make it fairly common. Then they don't become reasonable human beings again til they're about 25 or so.

 

[zehydra]

I dislike them, but they love me.

For example, less than half an hour ago my two cousins, each less than ten, were crawling around me.

awwwww.

lol. felt that was necessary.

 

[Laser Priest]

I don't hate them. They just annoy the piss out of me and I am likely to sacrifice them.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Simple Enough question. If your vote doesnt fit into any of the the catagories fill in Other and specify in comments.

Where is the "I don't hate children" option? It's pretty one-sided.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I don't hate them, but I do not like them either. They don't listen to me, and fear is the only thing they understand

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

I hate douchebags (so about 75% of teens) and bratty ass little kids.

Most of them are okay though.