Poll: Do You Hate Children?

[Lord Doomhammer]

When I rise to power they'll all be in 'kiddie camps' from 6 till 17. The kiddie camps will be run by former drill instructors, and these kids will learn some goddamn manners. They'll also learn a bit about the world, try to get rid of the stupidity... a bit.

 

[crudus]

Most of the ones I hate are about under than 12 or 13. I work at a restaurant where I have to clean the tables after people leave. The worst tables to clean are the ones with kids who think its fucking hilarious to play with ketchup and throw food on the floor. A. I am not a fucking nanny for these little twats. I am not paid enough to be. 2. Do you let your kids do this shit at home? No? Then why the fuck do you let them do it at a restaurant?!

 

[Cheesus333]

No, I don't hate children, that's a pretty disgusting thing to say. On the other hand, I don't really like a fair few of them, specifically ages 12 and 13. Obviously there are nice ones, but I remember being a colossal tosser when I was that age (it was only 4 years ago, after all) and the ones I see around me at school are pretty much the same.

But do I hate them? No, of course not. People say love is a strong word used too casually but they throw around hate like it's nothing. To hate is a burning, intense desire for the world to be rid of someone or something's existence. I've never encountered a stranger I've felt that about.

 

[sevreon]

I dont just hate them, Im also utterly terrified of them. Older than about 7/8 I guess they're ok, because they start being real people at that age. The younger though they are the creepier they get. Even the idea of being pregnant makes me feel sick, just the thought of something living inside you and and wriggling around and eurghhh. And then when there newborns and all they do is just stare at you and cry and poop and keep you up all night. Then they get older and start being little shits and they dont listen to you or anything.
And one did a poo on the floor of my work(retail job). The mum didnt even clear it up, just left it for me and my co workers. I didnt clean it up though. Fuck that.
I guess I understand its in human nature or whatever to like kids, I just dont have that impulse.

 

[FamoFunk]

I don't hate them, but I highly dislike them. Toddlers, they're the worse; selfish, nasty, evil, loud. The lot.