Poll: Do you have a girlfriend?

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Insanum

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May 26, 2009
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Used too, And now im not too fussed. Im not "not looking", im just not desperate.
 

Iron Criterion

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Brad Shepard said:
well, i had a crush on this girl for the longest time (3 fing years) and when i finaly asked her out, things where good for a while, but we only went on ONE real date, and her dad was there so i dont think it counts, every other time we hung out it was either at church or at the fing Library. most of her friends hated me because "I wasent good enough for her" even though i am a nice guy, always offered to pay for stuff, held the door open for her, you know, nice guy stuff. there was only ONE of her firends that liked me, and it turns out she liked liked me (SOrry to use a 2nd grader phrase) and i started talking to her, even danced with her at my prom (Shes hot!) well, the 2nd year rolled around and i was getting just damn sick of it, every time i asked if she could hang out, it was either
A: im to busy
B: im already hanging out with someone else
or C, and this is the one that pissed me off the most : no

well, her firend's Birthday party rolls around, and her firend, being a sweetheart (Ill explain in a moment) told me she was making fun of me behind my back (My GF, not the friend) and i got pissed, and i mean pisssed off to the point where i broke a wall at my own house (Ive been made fun of all my life, and i thought i could trust her, she was calling me her slave and shit like that...) . but the worst part was that she never listen to me whatsoever, we talked like, every night, but she was always reading or shit like that and she said maybe 4 words the whole damn time. But i tried to give it a week, because it was a sunday and i was trying to wait to break up with her face to face, but i just said fuck it and called her up and told her we where done. and heres the silver lining of that im going out with her best friend now :D and thats going on a year and a half and shes amazing!
Ah right, don't worry dude I think we've all been in that situation - women can be cruel manipulative creatures. But kudos on the new successful relationship.
 

Godhead

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May 25, 2009
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Never had one. If anybody could inform me of anybody who is obsessed with cats and plays a shit load of board games please tell me. (Not really, those girl things are scary.)
 

Agayek

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Oct 23, 2008
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Haven't had a girlfriend, kinda want one, but I can't really be bothered to put up with the hassle of finding/keeping one. I am the master of apathy, so something tells me that any relationship I have will not last all that long.
 

Aqualung

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Mar 11, 2009
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Never had a girlfriend, ever. You can tell why just by glancing at my profile, I guess.
 

Dash85

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Mar 21, 2010
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No and thanks for reminding me JERK! I'm so lonely :( :( :(....seriously though I'm single and I'm not really looking, as I would like to finish school and get my career off the ground first
 

Sentox6

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Foggy_Fishburne said:
Nope. Never had one. I'm 19 for the record. Let the taunting - begin!!
If they're going to taunt you at 19, I'm really gonna cop it as a 21-year old :p
 

Disva

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I had some bad experiences wit some girls. The last one was hilarious as it was depressing. I won't go into detail, but let's put it this way. After we broke up, she became the school's top lesbian, and I became the gayest man on the planet. Yes, we both turned completely homosexual it was that bad. And yes, that does mean I am gay, oh the horror!

(*prepares for modern Crusades*)
 

Luke5515

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Aug 25, 2008
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It turned into a nightmare. I was saved by my two friends and Resident Evil 4 marathons.
 

Beardon65

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Jul 16, 2009
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Nope. I don't think I will unless she can put up with my constant sarcasm/inability to take things seriously/non-sequiturism 24/7. Also, I'd go crazy if she tried to ween me off games. Oh well.
 

slyywiskers

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Mar 14, 2009
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wish i do... my parents go away relativity often... lots of...he..he.... alone time....

(is it just me or dose the last bit look VERY creepy and "un-called for, and stalkerific!"?)
 

Rahnzan

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Oct 13, 2008
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Shouldn't the answers be either Yes, Never or Used to? That's pretty much every honest concieveable outcome.
 

Alec Wiese

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Mar 26, 2010
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I'm 17 and I've been rejected by every girl I've ever asked. But I think that's about to change. For the record I'm one sexy SOB :)