Poll: Do you have tits?

[BreakfastMan]

You know, whizz-bang fun-puffs. Sweater muffins. Two sack's o' doorknobs. Fuckin' boobs, people. You got them? I sure do. But I already know about me! Do you?

Some further discussion questions:
If yes, how are they treating you? Have you ever wanted more, and if not, why not? Can I borrow five bucks?

If no, well, why not? What do you do when you need some [footnote]I hope you don't use the tinned or frozen variety, that is just nasty[/footnote]? Can I borrow five bucks?

 

[BreakfastMan]

My wife has em, and I have my wife.. does that count?

No, only if you own them. Do you own your wife?

 

[BreakfastMan]

No, only if you own them. Do you own your wife?

Isn't that what it means to be married?[/sexism]

I suspect your marriage has some unresolved issues, in that case...

 

[Skatologist]

Depends, would you say either of these chaps(specifically the one on the left) had boobs?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Depends, would you say either of these chaps(specifically the one on the left) had boobs?

Not so much the one on the left, but the one on the right is getting there...

 

[Skatologist]

Not so much the one on the left, but the one on the right is getting there...

I thought so too... But truly, what is the requirement for having boobs? Must they sag? Do they have to giggle when you poke them? Just when you move around?

 

[BreakfastMan]

Not so much the one on the left, but the one on the right is getting there...

I thought so too... But truly, what is the requirement for having boobs? Must they sag? Do they have to giggle when you poke them? Just when you move around?

Those are all aspects, certainly, but none are 100% required.

 

[FPLOON]

I wish? I mean, I'm not asking for Ds and shit, but 36Bs would work just fine...

Anyway, I would not call them "tits", "whizz-bang fun-puffs", "sweater muffins", "two sack's o' doorknobs", and/or "fuckin' boobs", per se, because they would have names like "Harry and Sally" or "Rory and Lorelai"...

 

[stormtrooper9091]

No, not really. That's what the girlfriend is for

 

[Hoplon]

We hang out a half coconut for them so i see them a lot.

 

[Something Amyss]

I stand by the need for a "sort of" option.

"Rory and Lorelai"

Okay, I have to give you points for the names alone.

Though technically, they're both Lorelais.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Yep. They treat me just fine, like extra pillows when I try to sleep. Yeah, I'd go for more. Imagine having FOUR instead of just two! And yeah, you can borrow five bucks. Where do I send it?

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

I don't, but I go window shopping on occasion

Imagine having FOUR instead of just two!

Just remember, there is such a thing as too many

Spoiler: NSFW

Four breasts is a slippery slope to becoming a broodmother

 

[an annoyed writer]

eeyup, though they're still growing. so until further notice, I'm a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ;3

 

[Barbas]

I have discreet chest augmentations designed to make me a better infiltration agent. Nothing like what those women on the internet have got, though. They're pretty wow.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Yep. They treat me just fine, like extra pillows when I try to sleep. Yeah, I'd go for more. Imagine having FOUR instead of just two! And yeah, you can borrow five bucks. Where do I send it?

Make check or money order to BreakfastMan Corp, 555 Internet Avenue. Thank you for your donation to help the cause!

I have discreet chest augmentations designed to make me a better infiltration agent. Nothing like what those women on the internet have got, though. They're pretty wow.

So, what, you got machine guns in your nips, or something?

 

[CrystalShadow]

Umm... ~checks~ Yes.
Yes I do.

They're not going to win any awards for size, but it's unmistakable... Those are indeed...
Uh...

Well, yes...

 

[Dizchu]

No I do not. I don't identify as "man" or "woman" either but for everyone's convenience let's just go with "man" because I have a male body.

Tits are pretty great though. I may not have any to enjoy myself, but that's what my girlfri...

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