Poll: Do you have tits?

[Barbas]

So, what, you got machine guns in your nips, or something?

Where are you from, the past or something??? We use LAZERZ nowadays, Bruce!

The Police don't seem to like it when I try to impress passing pilots, though...

 

[Zhukov]

I have eight.

All arranged very tastefully on my mantelpiece.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They're called PECS, thank you very much

At least that's what I tell myself as I lay myself to sleep at the Church of Iron

 

[Asita]

No, I don't have tits. Does that mean I have to gtfo? Because I've heard a bunch of boobs saying something to that effect. At least I think they did. I dunno, sometimes I'm not sure I can trust my mammary.

 

[Guffe]

I think I've got 'em.
Any way to be sure?
If I don't, can I catch a pair somehow?

Here, have 5 bucks!

 

[Something Amyss]

eeyup, though they're still growing. so until further notice, I'm a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee ;3

Eh. Got me beat.

Captcha: With bells on. Now that sounds uncomfortable.

 

[Objectable]

No, but with surgery, I can finally have e,

 

[EHKOS]

I feel like you're suffering from a lack of titties. Lemme help with that

Spoiler: thumbnail might not be very safe for work

And yeah, prolly a B-cup #fatguyproblems

 

[09philj]

I don't think there's an ounce of fat on me. Or muscle mass, for that matter.

 

[Vendor-Lazarus]

Indeed I do. My backyard is full of them.


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg

<spoiler=And this is my titmouse>http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/40/117040-004-2279366A.jpg

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

For a minute there I thought this was going to be a joke about birds. But no, you actually made a thread about mammaries. Congrats.

(I don't)

PS: was this thread inspired by the amazing knockers on this week's cosplay subject?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Just remember, there is such a thing as too many
Four breasts is a slippery slope to becoming a broodmother

I retract my wondering about having more that two breasts. Nope. No broodmothering for me.

Make check or money order to BreakfastMan Corp, 555 Internet Avenue. Thank you for your donation to help the cause!

I only support causes via Paypal, because I'm cheap.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Yea sort of. I'm getting a bit doughy. I call 'em moobs though.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Technically, all mammals have titty tissue. Its just underdeveloped in most males (And some unfortunate females. Don't worry ladies, I'm an ass man!).

But besides that little trivial technicality, mine are almost gone! I'm down to a Men's A cup at least!

Spoiler: Shameless Self Promotion, Also Gross Topless Photos

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Nope. Way too skinny to get moobs.

Perhaps they will come later on in life. Maybe.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I have eight.

All arranged very tastefully on my mantelpiece.

<.< Not sure if you're a figure collector, or a serial killer....................... ;p

I is man. I don't have moobs. I'm not exactly flat chested, but I am well below an A-cup.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

I don't appear to be endowed in such a way.

[small]Avatar not withstanding.[/small]

But I'll be damned if I don't need to exercise a bit more.

 

[Politrukk]

I have a muscular chest, how much does that count for?

(I'm at that point where I can sort of flex them).

 

[EeveeElectro]

Hell yeah, got some big ol' boobies.

Spoiler: SFW

Pros:
Free drinks sometimes
Men and women like them
Dresses and low cut tops look nice on me
????

Cons:
No matter how I sleep they're ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY.
Back pain
Finding bras in my size is like finding a hairbrush for a bald person.
Bras in my size look like horrible granny ones.
Most of them time dresses I buy online don't fit around the bust
I knock things over when I lean over
Probably gonna be at my knees when I'm older

Well damn, looks like I should not have them.

And no, you can't have five bucks! Damn scroungers.

 

[DementedSheep]

Is asking about tits going to be the new peeing in the shower type thread?
Aanyway I'm bored so yes I have tits, no I most certainly don't want more. I don't get people obsessed with tits, they're useless globs of fatty tissue that just get in the way unless you need feed you're shit stain of a kid (an even then there is much benefit to having big ones). Gigantic jiggly tits are just repulsive.

You can have 5 bucks but you have to find it first.