Poll: Do you Keep la Pornographie?

[Bat Vader]

And the fact that you are getting quotes of that nature doesn't make you think that maybe you could be, I dunno, wrong?

No. It makes me think that people are idiots who make ridiculous claims in the attempt to be net cool and also that I, I dunno, don't care.

If you don't care of what we have to say why respond to us?

Because every time an idiot quotes me I get the big red "1 New Message" sign come up. It disappoints me when it is just another unoriginal sad sack saying absolutely nothing of worth because they think they are funny or some how that I am wrong.

If you don't want to be quoted don't post or you could also post don't quote. I wasn't trying to be funny when I said I was lying.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Not really, I have my boyfriend for that.

 

[hippo24]

Well, apparently Im lying...

I guess I am a liar than.

Okay both of you, did you really feel the need to quote me and both double post just to point out you are lying scum?
I do not care what you have to say and the edit button is only one damn button away from quote.

I really did feel the need to quote you, and to double post...
I also thought that since I didn't see your post until after I had posted my first post, that it didn't make sense to add that response to another response that was made at a different time and at a different statement.

but then again I am a liar.
So maybe I'm lying again.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

My computer is completely porn-free
I'm proud of that fact.
but I don't think there is any porn in the DoW games, so I should be safe from that :|

 

[hippo24]

My computer is completely porn-free
I'm proud of that fact.
but I don't think there is any porn in the DoW games, so I should be safe from that :|

Well a 40k RTS game by relic is pretty much the same thing or maybe even the computer equivalent of sex.

I mean, I was pretty aroused when it first came out.

 

[PurpleRain]

You know that most porn actors kill themselves? That or disease gets to them. Just saying. Half of the ladies (and gents) you people 'relieve' yourselves to are actually in the ground.

Even hentai has a dark past. Pretty much porn was banned after WW2, so hentai emerged as they were still allowed to draw porn. It's pretty much sick dreams from a repressed people.

I can't get into porn for the above two reasons.

I don't like hardcore porn. I don't like all porn but I don't mind looking at softcore, you know boobs and butts and things like that. But I don't go looking for it, nu-uh I have a life.

I'm not sure how this is relevant to my point, but, thank you?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

My computer is completely porn-free
I'm proud of that fact.
but I don't think there is any porn in the DoW games, so I should be safe from that :|

Well a 40k RTS game by relic is pretty much the same thing or maybe even the computer equivalent of sex.

I mean, I was pretty aroused when it first came out.

I'll say it's better.
but not in an arousing way.
All that beautiful killing... corpses strewn across the battlefield.. blood...
sorry, where was I?

 

[Ayrav]

Everyone has porn. Every single person who is able to get it has it. Even the pope, ghandi, mother fucking teresa. Everyone. No exceptions.
That's right, your parents have porn stashes too, even your grand parents. Enjoy that mental image!
If you claim you do not then you are lying.

I agree with Avykins on this one. The porn stash may not exactly be porn as a typical person would define porn, BUT its something like porn. It could be a meta-physical thing but its still there and EVERYONE has one. It may be what my girlfriend calls it 'the place in your mind that we don't want to go'.

On topic I have about 1gb saved, which I hide, but I mostly stream it. OVguide is GREAT for that! My girlfriend and I watch it together sometimes, I can never tell if she likes it or not.

Edit: I just looked its grown to 2gb, I suppose if was to save all the clips/scenes/movies/literature/pictures/ that I've watch and did it for me I have be in the upward of MANY, MANY terabytes.

 

[hippo24]

My computer is completely porn-free
I'm proud of that fact.
but I don't think there is any porn in the DoW games, so I should be safe from that :|

Well a 40k RTS game by relic is pretty much the same thing or maybe even the computer equivalent of sex.

I mean, I was pretty aroused when it first came out.

I'll say it's better.
but not in an arousing way.
All that beautiful killing... corpses strewn across the battlefield.. blood...

And your saying that doesn't arouse you?

What kind of sick and twisted freak doesn't get all steamy when they watch a space marine plunge a chain-sword into the belly of a blood thirsty ork?
How do you not get tingly inside when you see a cultist explode in a wave of blood to give birth to a demonic entity?

Obviously there's something wrong with you, I suggest you see a therapist or something...because you need it.

 

[Skeleon]

*snip*

Also, when Soulstorm came around...

Spoiler: ...these ladies joined the fun.

 

[SparcMan]

MicroSD in a smartphone. It can't be found because I carry it around with me.

 

[obliterate]

Uhhhhh......

I'm staying out of this one....

Yeah mee tooo

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Eh, I never understood why anyone would want to acually own pornographic material in this day and age.

The internet is my secret stash.

 

[Deleted]

You know that most porn actors kill themselves? That or disease gets to them. Just saying. Half of the ladies (and gents) you people 'relieve' yourselves to are actually in the ground.

Even hentai has a dark past. Pretty much porn was banned after WW2, so hentai emerged as they were still allowed to draw porn. It's pretty much sick dreams from a repressed people.

I can't get into porn for the above two reasons.

I don't like hardcore porn. I don't like all porn but I don't mind looking at softcore, you know boobs and butts and things like that. But I don't go looking for it, nu-uh I have a life.

I'm not sure how this is relevant to my point, but, thank you?

I think it was how your idea about dead porn stars si right and how it doesn't apply to me. I dunno it was late.

 

[Agrael]

Oh yeah, I have porn. And for some entertainment purposes, me and my girl go and buy some DVDs that look hilarious (latest one we bought was World of Whorecraft or something...).

Yes, we enjoy watching it, and heck no do I HIDE my pr0n.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

*snip*

I don't have porn, that's a fact.

I have though, watched it before with friends, but simply found it distasteful and honestly, terribly comedic. I don't have anything against people who do keep it or watch it, it's just not my cup of tea.

To assume each and every person owns or uses the Internet to watch porn is making a grandiose and ridiculous assumption. Not to say that many people don't, but everyone? That's just silly.

 

[ThreeWords]

Who owns porn anymore?

Thats what the internet is for.

Wise indeed =D

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

I surf, but I don't keep.

There, mature. See?

Edit: Now that I think about it, I don't actually /watch/ porn, just the pics. Porn dialogue is hilarious, and, well, it's hard keeping it up when the "actors" are spouting dreadful one-liners.