Poll: Do you spaek to your pets?

[ScarlettRage]

I ask my dog why we picked the stupidest puppy in the litter.

me too
lol my dog is as dumb as a stump
thats not saying much for the stump....
i get on better with the cats,
they don't act like retards...
well felix does....

 

[LaughingTarget]

Only when it pisses on the carpet or something, then I speak loud, angry words at it.

 

[Bot1]

I do I got two dogs and I talk to both of em.

 

[Paragon Fury]

When I praise them or scold them, yes, or when its time for walks or feeding, yes, yes I do.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

i talk to my pets all the time...
there more inteligent than the other things i waste my voice on

 

[DazZ.]

I tell my dog hes old quite alot and ask why cant he be bouncy anymore. Mostly just sits there and puppy dog eyes me. Except he cant, because hes old.

I tell the other dog to shut up and I hate him when he wakes me up in the morning.

I mostly make the same noise whatever of them make at me back at them when were playing.
"GRRRRRRRR..."

 

[Jedoro]

Yeah. It's therapeutic to talk to an animal. They'll never answer back, or interrupt you like people will. It can be very constructive and comforting, kinda what a pets there for. It's only creepy and/or annoying when you expect them to understand everything you're saying beyond "No", "Good", "Bad", "Food", their name, and the names of any tricks they know. I get freaked out by those crazy people who are having serious full blown two-way conversations like their pets are psychic. My Mum often try's to convince me that her Cat can understand what she means when she flat out tells it "I'm cooking here, mind my feet!" *Facepalm*

p.s. It's hilarious that the word "Speak" is miss-spelt in the title of this topic. lolz "spaek".

This.

I'm mostly the listener for my group of friends, so I don't get to get in many words when I want to. My dog, Odin, stares at me the whole time I talk, so it's kinda nice, though I know he doesn't understand.

 

[El Poncho]

When i'm on my own with my cat I speak to it sorta, then it attempts to bite my nose

 

[Colodomoko]

Yes, for some reason I think animals can talk, but they don't want to communicate with humans.

 

[Jedoro]

Yes, for some reason I think animals can talk, but they don't want to communicate with humans.

If you didn't have to, would you?

 

[Gyrefalcon]

I talk to mine a fair amount. Some of them talk back too. (I have parrots.)

 

[nathan-dts]

does "oooooh cuchi cuchi, your a good kitteh aren't you?? yesh you are! oooh yesh you aaare!" count as proper communication? In which case yes, yes I do.

This.

 

[SirHenryBiscuitfist]

I think I would be declared insane if I spoke to my family goldfish.

 

[Laura.]

Yup. I talk about a lot of deep and meaningful stuff with my cat. I fear the day she talks back...

 

[metamorphisis]

I frequently talk to my family cat...
He often talks back, because he's just that talented...

 

[ilessthanthreetea]

i have 2 cats, I speak to them pretty much everyday.

 

[Stormz]

Yes I talk to my cat a lot. I don't really have conversations with him but I do talk to him. I also do it in front of people.

 

[Jharry5]

I'd look a bit foolish talking to a goldfish bowl. Ever since my fish jumped out, I've never had much in the ways of conversation...

 

[EeveeElectro]

I do too, but I'm probably not the most sane person on this forum...

I speak to them like babies XD

I swear they can understand emotions, my dog cuddles up to me when I'm crying and my cat used to look into my face and snuggle up to me and purr.