Poll: Do you suck at video gaming? Gaming Fails

[Griff]

O.k I've seen a lot of threads about great video gaming epicness and the like. However as someone who truly sucks at video games,my average halo K/D rate is about -18, yet enjoys them anyway I feel slightly under represented. So here is my idea on this thread I want people to post their gaming fails and celebrate our pure incompetence together.

 

[Griff]

BTW I suppose I should have out this in gaming discussion but it didn't feel serious enough

 

[APPCRASH]

I don't play games I'm bad at. Keeps me looking awesome all the time.

 

[Skeleon]

I'm pretty good or average.
Meaning that I can hold my own in most online multiplayer (though I get owned a lot by some of those freaks), but I'm really good playing against my buddies.
Except when it comes to Worms.
Man, I suck at playing Worms.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'm pretty good at most of the things I try...at least in the sense that I pick things up fairly easily. I tend to suck at FPSs, but I'm far better with fighting games.

What's MLG, incidentally?

 

[RavingPenguin]

RTS games I rule at. I can crush any AI and most other players.
FPS games I'm average at. I wont do the best but I'm far from the worst.
Fighting games Pfft, I cant beat a bot half the time. The only fighting game I was good at was Guilty Gear.

 

[Xyphon]

I don't like Halo, but time to time I play it with my friends. I always own them with dual SMG's. =|

Certain games, I will suck ass at. An example is Street Fighter. I can almost never win against people who mash their buttons like a gorilla with roid rage.

In a game that requires tactics, it's 50/50.

If a war game has any form of sniper rifle, duck and fucking cover.

 

[Jurassic Rob]

I'm pretty good at most of the things I try...at least in the sense that I pick things up fairly easily. I tend to suck at FPSs, but I'm far better with fighting games.

What's MLG, incidentally?

I agree... what is MLG?

OT: Generally I'm pretty good at games I like, so for example if I'm at a friends house and he wants me to play an MMO, then I won't really try and I'll be shit!

 

[Archer147]

i'm decent at a lot of games, fucking hate racing games though... button mashing usually makes me through most fighting games, but i rarely play either. big fps fan right here though

 

[magicmonkeybars]

I suck at those realistic racing games although it is hilarious to watch me play one.

 

[GeneralViolence]

I can hold my own against anyone in anything except for fighting games. I never seem to be able to remember any combos or anything...the best fighting game I've played is SSBB, which says a lot about my distaste for fighters...

I'm indulging in Halo multiplayer at the moment, and I don't seem to be that bad, but my time is coming...I can feel it...

 

[lovetropicana]

I luuurve RTS, but suck at pretty much everything else. My biggest moment of epic fail would probably once at a party my bro was bragging about how awesome his sister was at video games (I can't even remember what game we were playing) and I managed to die 4 times in 5 minutes. And the five minutes counts respawning time.
It was probably some game involving quick reflexes and complicated buttons. meh.

 

[Griff]

I suck at those realistic racing games although it is hilarious to watch me play one.

Yeah im pretty bad as well as im unabe to drive in a straight line

 

[RavingPenguin]

Certain games, I will suck ass at. An example is Street Fighter. I can almost never win against people who mash their buttons like a gorilla with roid rage.

That reminds me of this.
VG Cats- Fighting games [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=27]

 

[lovetropicana]

Oh oh more epic fail comes to mind - just before getting my drivers license my bro showed my family a racing game and gave me a turn. After I was trashed by the game my mum looked rather worried for our IRL car

 

[Emeli]

I pretty much rule at RPGs, and MMOs, I'm an explorer and always have the best gear.

FPSs on the other hand are an entirely different matter. Halo is pretty much the only one I'm good at. I met my first boyfriend while he was pwning me with a knife in CS. I can easily play and FPS all day without getting a single PK.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Worst gaming fail...

Getting lost when my minimap told me where the hell I was supposed to be.

 

[Bobbyskizza]

I like to think I'm pretty good and shooters and sometimes I am, I usually end up in the top 5 when playing battlefiled 1943 and the few times I've played TF2 i've been pretty good but I am just god awful when it comes to halo. honestly I could be owned by a kitten idly pawing at the controler.