I never have conversations with myself, but sometimes when I'm walking along I like to write my own monologues be them funny, dramatic, etc. and recite them to myself.
Congratulations sir, win a cookie for best answer!DragonsAteMyMarbles said:Of course I don't.
<color=green>Yes, he does.
Nooo, don't listen to him, he's just mad because I ate the last piece of pie.
<color=green>It was my pie!
Rubbish. You hate apple pie.
<color=green>No I don't.
Now you're just contradicting me on purpose. Again.
<color=blue>Are you guys arguing again? I'm trying to sleep here.
<color=green>I'm not arguing. He's being unreasonable.
Oh, for the love of-- it wasn't your pie!
<color=blue>Wait, you finished the pie?
Erm. No?
<color=green>It was him! He did it!
Shut up!
<color=blue>Son of a... I'll get you for this!
This really isn't the time...
<color=blue>I was looking forward to that all day!
<color=green>Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Ouch!
<color=blue>I'm just getting started.
<color=green>YAY VIOLENCE! Now set something on fire!
<color=blue>Wait, what are you doing? Get away from that medicine!
<color=green>Noooo! Stop him!
*takes tablet*
<color=blue>Bastard! Just you wait!
<color=green>Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh....
Ahem.
Why are you all staring at me?
<color=red>Did someone say "pie"? I like pie.