Poll: Do you think Aussies ride Kangaroos?

[Vault101]

dont know about riding them...but we do hit them with our cars alot

 

[wolfmanrulz]

Clearly no one has seen, Pimp My 'Roo.

Yo Dawg, I heard you like pouches, so we put a pouch in your pouch so you can pouch around while in pouch

 

[Conza]

How sad that 100 people (so far) that voted on this, have the IQ rivalling a watermeleon, or, no sense of humour.

Of course we don't ride Kangaroos! They only exist out in the country and in zoos.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Well yeah, I ride one every day while dodging drop bears.

 

[DTWolfwood]

i kept thinking this when i read the post title


in which case, that is fucked up if they do XD

 

[tehannihalator]

Of course you guys do.You even color code them.A yellow one is a schoolbus kangaroo,and black ones are taxi kangaroos.I'm not sure about the other colors,but I'm sure one of you Aussies can clue us in.
I think the best part is child safety.While an adult can ride the kangaroo,their kids can ride in the pouch.
Don't get me started on SUV sized kangaroos though,those things have attitude problems and pollute like there's no tomorrow.

Urm sorry to let you know but our taxi kangaroos aren't black. its like in new york taxis are yellow.
And if you're worried about suv kangaroos you haven't seen the road train kangaroos

 

[elvor0]

Yes, yes they do. (Seriously I wish that were true.)

Also, in Finland, trolls exist and they emerge from the forests at night to eat virgins and make glorious Folk metal in forest clearings. You gotta be quick to catch them though, but if ya do it's a hell of an experience.

 

[DiaSol]

i would hope so...

 

[Aphex Demon]

Um, I live in Melbourne.

We ride them EVERYWHERE. It's insane...sometimes when you crash into another kangaroo you have to let them box it out because they're so pissed at each other. The city is even worse.

I lol'd.
I would just like to tell you, Australia brought one of my favourite bands to life, ever.
Thankyou. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Frybird]

As an educated german, i'm of course aware that australians only ride Kangaroos on special occasions, like Boomerang Friday or The National Yahoo Serious Rememberance Day.

Now excuse me, i gotta go picking up my lederhosen from the dry cleaner and go out to be smug to others in a funny accent

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

As an Aussie, I can say, "Duh!

Of Course We Do!"

They're nice and convienient. My one's name is Bob, and I ride him to my lectures every day that I have class. ^_^

 

[Sunrider]

If they don't, I'm thoroughly disappointed!

 

[Darkwhite]

Of course we do, its just a little painful to the neither regions till you get used to it =p

 

[fletch_talon]

What do you think we do with them?
Consider them pests, kill them and eat their delicious juicy flesh?...

Hahahahahaha

*shifty eyes*

 

[Silk_Sk]

Hell to the yes. Maybe not often or effectively but someone better have goddamn tried and succeeded.

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

If they do: Australia = coolest place EVER!!!

 

[Dags90]

They ride in the pouch, brah. See below.

I hear they're a lot like deer in that they enjoy kissing bumpers.

 

[thelonewolf266]

WOW....just wow that is all.

 

[playinthedark]

I ride a kangaroo to my day job... poking Koalas off the Sydney Harbour Bridge with a giant stick.