Poll: Do you want Yahtzee to review Final Fantasy XIII?

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I want him to do his job. Let him go about his business at his own pace. He's got enough to worry about what with the bar and everything. Lay off the guy.
 

Veldt Falsetto

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I have a niggling feeling that he may actually like it or at least lay off alot of the RPG bits, from what I've seen of the game and what I've heard him complain about all RPGs 13 may actually be well, not good but definitely not bad in his eyes, he could love it
The best part is, if he does, everyone will start to love JRPGs
 

penthewen

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i already know he is going to hate it but i would challenge him to actually point out its flaws instead of saying its a jrpg and is automatically crap.
 

Steppin Razor

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I would find it interesting and would probably find it funny like I do with all his other videos. It is not needed though. I am tired of reading threads about why JRPGs suck and how they can be fixed. If he does review FFXIII there will most likely be a large increase in those type of threads, so he should stay the hell away from it.

Douk said:
Great (adj.): Word used to describe overall enjoyment or success of an object, place, or idea. Everyone must agree to it being great or else is is incorrectly used every time.
Greatness is relative. By your definition it is impossible for anything to be great since someone will always disagree. By your avatar I'm guessing you think Banjo Kazooi is great (spelling? Never played the game myself). I know someone that doesn't like it and thinks the game is nowhere near as good as other people think it is. That doesn't stop it being a great game to you though, does it? To be really pedantic about it, what about Alexander the Great? The Persians wouldn't have thought he was that great, and compared to the British Empire he was rather small-time.
[sub]No, the Alexander reference wasn't meant to be taken serious. It's just a lame joke because I'm bored.[/sub]
 

Comma-Kazie

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I'd prefer an Unskippable for FFXIII . . . Paul and Graham have such an easy time making fun of Final Fantasy games.

I don't think Yahtzee would review it even if the poll reached 100%--keep in mind he hates JRPGs with a passion, and most of the time I can't say I blame him.
 

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Alpha1089 said:
I would find it interesting and would probably find it funny like I do with all his other videos. It is not needed though. I am tired of reading threads about why JRPGs suck and how they can be fixed. If he does review FFXIII there will most likely be a large increase in those type of threads, so he should stay the hell away from it.

Douk said:
Great (adj.): Word used to describe overall enjoyment or success of an object, place, or idea. Everyone must agree to it being great or else is is incorrectly used every time.
Greatness is relative. By your definition it is impossible for anything to be great since someone will always disagree. By your avatar I'm guessing you think Banjo Kazooi is great (spelling? Never played the game myself). I know someone that doesn't like it and thinks the game is nowhere near as good as other people think it is. That doesn't stop it being a great game to you though, does it? To be really pedantic about it, what about Alexander the Great? The Persians wouldn't have thought he was that great, and compared to the British Empire he was rather small-time.
[sub]No, the Alexander reference wasn't meant to be taken serious. It's just a lame joke because I'm bored.[/sub]
Its not my definition it was mocking the guy I was quoting who was insulting a guy cause he thought a game was great.
 

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rokkolpo said:
i want him to review kingdom hearts.

really curious about his opinion on that game.
Me too, but also what about the large plot? Remember his bayonetta review?
Although it would be interesting if he decides to review it. No forcing yatzee. He doesn't like popular demands.
 

JaredXE

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No. And not because FF is a beloved franchise and I don't want that mean ol Yahtzee hurting my precious game, but more along the lines of why the hell would I force it on that man?

Seriously, he hates JRPGs, you KNOW he's gonna rip into it, so why not just let it slide?
 

HolidayBrick

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If he reviews an actual JRPG rather than a SRPG (Valkyria Chronicles) I'd prefer if it was something that has potential and innovation (Resonance of Fate).
 

Weaver

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Asking yahtzee to review a JRPG is stupid - you know exactly how the review is going to turn out.
 

Steppin Razor

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Douk said:
Its not my definition it was mocking the guy I was quoting who was insulting a guy cause he thought a game was great.
Ok then, let's move on and pretend I didn't make an arse of myself.
 

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Alpha1089 said:
Douk said:
Its not my definition it was mocking the guy I was quoting who was insulting a guy cause he thought a game was great.
Ok then, let's move on and pretend I didn't make an arse of myself.
You may forget it, but I will always remember.

*flashes memory erasing pen*
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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I don't need to have Yahtzee tell me that Squeenix produced another boring, 'cinematic', utterly mediocre game that will undoubtedly be massively overrated by the fanboy hordes. It doesn't exactly takes a crystal ball to figure that out.
 

traceur_

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Since he wouldn't know objectivity if it kneecapped him with a shovel, no. I love Final Fantasy and I'm not really excited to hear some idiot spouting "blah blah emo blah spiky hair ***** ***** androgynous blah [insert baseless bullshit here] blah blah not the final one..." at incomprehensible speed for five minutes. That's exactly how it will go, now you guys won't have to watch it.
 

inpachi

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I voted no because there wasn't a "Maybe But" option.. I want him to review deep down because i want him to see him UTTERLY DEMOLISH THAT PILE OF HORSE SHIT! But i also don't want him to because that means i might have to see stuff relevant to the game and have my eyes tainted!
 

alexelric

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I want him to review it precisely BECAUSE he hates JRPGS. He's biased against it so it would be fun to hear about the flaws in the game that no other reviewer is going to see because most of them are biased towards it. Besides if fanboys can't take the heat on his "OMG GREATEST GAME EVAR", that's their problem.

Part of what makes zeropunctuation fun is that there is no sacred game or concept, everything can be thorn apart (except for portal, but I kind of agree here with yahtzee in that it is perfect, except the length that could have been a little longer). And the fact that he reviews based on his opinion and not some consumer-minded buy/not buy approach is what I think has made him so popular.

Me? I rip apart things I hate, because to hate I have to experience them. But I also like tearing apart things I love, and it would be fun to see him destroy the game just to see how easy (or hard) it would be for him to find something to be angry about.
 

yeah_so_no

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Yes, but only because it would be hilarious. And I say this as someone who loves FF13 to bits and general thinks the haters who haven't even played it yet can suck it. But Yahtzee is hilarious, and if he reviews it, he will rip on it entertainingly, I'll laugh my head off as I watch it, and then go right back to loving the game.