Poll: Does anybody here measure?

[Yopaz]

I'm glad even our women have 10+ inchers. There's no way I could ever be with a woman who's penis was less than 9 inches.

I actually prefer it when women have between 5 and 6.

I'm not sure about the measuring rules though, are we measuring from the floor and up?

Going on a tangent here...but what's the point in measuring?

Now, admittedly, there is sometimes something oddly appealing in collecting lots of useless information about even the smallest things, but I'm not seeing why someone would be all that interested.

even the smallest things,

Please tell me that was intentional.

Also on a serious note people are actually interested in these kinds of things. My mom actually got a book called The Penis Atlas which contains a lot of information taken from a lot of studies. She bought it as a joke, but the fact that a book like that was published means there must be some interest in it.

On a serious note about this entire thread I can't see this ending well. It will probably be closed quite soon.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Please tell me that was intentional.

Also on a serious note people are actually interested in these kinds of things. My mom actually got a book called The Penis Atlas which contains a lot of information taken from a lot of studies. She bought it as a joke, but the fact that a book like that was published means there must be some interest in it.

On a serious note about this entire thread I can't see this ending well. It will probably be closed quite soon.

It was yeah.

And, sure, there's obviously a lot of interest, I just can't see a good reason for it.

As an aside, in ancient Greece, small penises were desirable, large ones were seen as being silly.

 

[balladbird]

*looks at title*

...surely he's not asking...what I think he's asking...

*steps inside*

Yup... huh.

Honestly, I don't remember. I measured back in high school, when the effects of puberty were still relatively recent and self-insecurity is at its peak, but it seemed painfully silly to do even then.

Still, this is the internet, and anonymity and all, so I'll pick "10+" with the unspoken implication that I'm somewhere in the ballpark of 24. it'll help my ego for a moment.

 

[viranimus]

(blame porn)

Whats porn got to do, got to do with it? Whats porn, but a second hand erection.

Whats porn got to do with it, Who needs a partner, when partners recorded.

Spoiler: Just in case thats too far in the way back reference machine

 

[Yopaz]

It was yeah.

And, sure, there's obviously a lot of interest, I just can't see a good reason for it.

As an aside, in ancient Greece, small penises were desirable, large ones were seen as being silly.

Honestly I think the interest is well rooted in insecurity. There's porn and guys with 12 inches under the hood which would make the majority feel tiny with their 10 inches (which is the most common one according to the poll). So it's reassuring to know that the average is actually closer to what us normal 10 inch guys have. I only know one guy who has admit that he has actually measured and compared to the average and he was quite happy to see that he was doing fine (he didn't reveal details of the size or what the average was).

Basically it's in the same line of considering your weight, your height, your looks except it's a lot harder to compare without asking.

 

[BanicRhys]

Where are the negative values for those of us who don't protrude past our bloated pubic mounds?

 

[Sunrider]

All of the above.

...what? Don't judge me!

 

[Charli]

Why yes I have a gargantuan eleven inch penis.

(This is the internet, everyone has a giant dong y'know, it's a rule.)


...


What do you mean I can't have that AND tits? Baloney I say! I've read enough weird manga to know that ain't true!

 

[Guffe]

I can tell you I once have measured.
That was (count in head.............) 7 years ago, when I was 15 or 16.

And I use centimeters.
As should you, which one sounds better? 7.3 or that mutliplied with 2.5 which equals about 18?

 

[DementedSheep]

This is the internet. Everyone's 10+ inches in this glorious land, even the woman.

On a tangent: I remember walking past the boys bathroom in high school and hearing boys calling out measurements followed by high pitched giggling. I was tempted to go grab some other girls and wait outside to embarrass them but I'm not that mean. Ah missed opportunities.

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

It doesn't go below one inch? I feel discriminated against you, the sizism on this site is disgusting.

 

[Teoes]

There are so few of my 1-3" brethren in here.. ;~;

Well, I'm back off to the betting shop to see if anyone wants to use my bookie's pencil. They haven't yet and I'm running out of places I've not been banned from - but I am as hopeful as I am alone. That is to say: forever.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

All of the above.

...what? Don't judge me!

Well, if you are 10+ then technically all of the above are indeed correct, since there are 4 inches in 10 inches, there's 5 inches in 10 inches, 6 in 10, etc.

Is it weird I rationalized this?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wow, everyone is so large and in charge here. No wonder all the guys here are socially confident!

 

[EeveeElectro]

Wow, half you men would kill me in size.

Mines one of those retractable ones, like the folding rulers you got in school so it can get up to 12 inches.

No boyfriend has beaten my size yet.

Edit: what I meant to say was ask your mum lololol.

 

[MHR]

5 inches. White male.

Mr confident here; why so shy on the freakin' internet?

If I were asked in the real world... I'd probably lie and say 6. That's right, I got the balls to say it.

 

[Ieyke]

Average range between studies comes out roughly 5.1-6.3", with the average seemingly being right about 5.5".
If the poll comes out skewed badly away from that, then it's obvious nonsense.
The way the poll looks right now, if you took all the 10's and divided them up between 5's and 6's, that'd probably be fairly accurate.

Beware people having the tendency to exaggerate.
Beware the tendency of larger guys having the tendency to speak up more than smaller and average guys.

Self-reporting is notoriously unreliable.

(behold the things I learned in one of the most awkward classes I ever had...<_<)

That said, I'm a tad over 7".
Obviously I give no shits if people know, which only proves the point.