Poll: Does anybody here measure?

[Fdzzaigl]

I refuse to remeasure because of that sad excuse of a system of units.
Use metric instead of that crap, then I'll answer!

 

[gunny1993]

lol this is such a stupid question, only a moron only looks at size ...


Also this poll is so strong it might find its way onto Fox News or into thew Daily Mail.

 

[Spambot 3000]

[link-http://i.imgur.com/3v10wDa.gif]I USED TO BE 2 INCHES BUT THEN I FOLLOWED THESE 12 SECRET TRICKS TO A MASSIVE DICK[/link]

 

[Spambot 3000]

But really I haven't actually measured because I don't care.

 

[Eamar]

Awww man, I always thought I was doing pretty well with my 9 inches, but it seems the Escapist has thoroughly out-penised me D:

Then again, I am a woman.

>.>
<.<

Cheers for this thread guys. You've truly risen to the occasion

 

[Sunrider]

All of the above.

...what? Don't judge me!

Well, if you are 10+ then technically all of the above are indeed correct, since there are 4 inches in 10 inches, there's 5 inches in 10 inches, 6 in 10, etc.

Is it weird I rationalized this?

No. It was certainly more rational than what I originally had in mind, which was "one of each".

 

[EeveeElectro]

About 68980 millimetres.
On a good day.
With a very powerful magnifying glass and fantastic lighting.

You aren't selling your title very well! If you want PMs for n00dz, you're gonna have to tell people it's 2 metres long!


Or dress it up as a clown. Then it won't hurt so much when people laugh at it

 

[Drummodino]

Cheers for this thread guys. You've truly risen to the occasion

Hahahahaha, that made me chuckle.

OT: 17 square metres surface area. I basically have a disability.

 

[Ubiquitous Duck]

I'm glad even our women have 10+ inchers. There's no way I could ever be with a woman who's penis was less than 9 inches.

I actually prefer it when women have between 5 and 6.

I'm not sure about the measuring rules though, are we measuring from the floor and up?

Going on a tangent here...but what's the point in measuring?

Now, admittedly, there is sometimes something oddly appealing in collecting lots of useless information about even the smallest things, but I'm not seeing why someone would be all that interested.

even the smallest things,

Please tell me that was intentional.

Also on a serious note people are actually interested in these kinds of things. My mom actually got a book called The Penis Atlas which contains a lot of information taken from a lot of studies. She bought it as a joke, but the fact that a book like that was published means there must be some interest in it.

On a serious note about this entire thread I can't see this ending well. It will probably be closed quite soon.

The Penis Atlas!?

I didn't know we could measure with the application of latitude and longitudinal positioning!

 

[Artemicion]

I do declare this to be thread of the year. My heartfelt congratulations to all participants.


(10+, yo)

 

[Something Amyss]

I'd also prefer not to see member xxx and go "Hey, that's the guy with the nine inch dong!"

Fortunately for you, it seems almost all of the users have 10+ inches, so you don't have to single them out.

About 6-9 inches depending on where you are measuring from and which you are talking about. And they are all in a box under my bed....

Doesn't everyone keep them there?

Considering how much dirt seems to get under my bed, no matter how often I clean there, noooooo.

Wow, look at all of the 10+ men in here.


Hello boys.

Now now, just because they're only 10" is no reason to be derisive.

This is the internet. Everyone's 10+ inches in this glorious land, even the woman.

Honestly, I'd be disappointed if a woman didn't have at least ten inches.

If you can't say the word penis in the question it says a lot about you.

I actually thought this was going to be a joke thread. You know, like one of those threads where someone asks what position you prefer in the title, and then they go on to ask about the angle of the seat in your car or something. Or "Do you do it with your eyes open" being about brushing your teeth.

 

[Something Amyss]

Wow, half you men would kill me in size.

Mines one of those retractable ones, like the folding rulers you got in school so it can get up to 12 inches.

No boyfriend has beaten my size yet.

Edit: what I meant to say was ask your mum lololol.

Hopefully it doesn't bend like them. That could be awkward.

Beware people having the tendency to exaggerate.
Beware the tendency of larger guys having the tendency to speak up more than smaller and average guys.

You understand that people have been intentionally taking the piss out of this, right?

Also, what about women who claim to have more than 6"?

Awww man, I always thought I was doing pretty well with my 9 inches, but it seems the Escapist has thoroughly out-penised me D:

Then again, I am a woman.

>.>
<.<

Cheers for this thread guys. You've truly risen to the occasion

You're only coming up slightly short. It's not like you're a girl with only 5" or something. It's still a perfectly serviceable size.

 

[LittleThestral]

This poll is discriminatory! My penis is LESS than an inch!

 

[Branindain]

Well the downside of this is, almost 50% of respondents felt the need to sabotage the pole poll.

The upside is, everyone sabotaged it the same way, so you can easily read the graph of people genuinely answering the poll alongside the outliars.

Looks like a relatively standard bell curve (as it would be) with the vast majority in the 6-7 inch centre. Not as wide a distribution as the world of innuendo would have us believe.

 

[Something Amyss]

This poll is discriminatory! My penis is LESS than an inch!

Now, now, nobody has a penis less than 5".

 

[RoonMian]

*looks at results*

Oh dear, Siegmund Freud would have a field day with this...

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Damn, the 20+ option seems to be missing from your list.
Ladies...

 

[Alarien]

I honestly thought this thread was going to be about cooking/baking.

I must be getting old.

Also: hahahahahahahaha, seriously, honesty in a thread like this? Really?

 

[Jason Maggard]

Of course I put 10+. It's strange that we should care about our anonymity at all but willingly honestly put such private information online.

What is private to one man is not necessarily so to another. I'd rather someone know the size of my penis than say, actually see it.

Interesting that when people make polls about something related to sex, people immediately sabotage it. Really mature there internet.

"Let's pull 'em out and measure!"

I'd say the topic was treated with an appropriate level of maturity.

 

[IceForce]

The upside is, everyone sabotaged it the same way, so you can easily read the graph of people genuinely answering the poll alongside the outliars.

Looks like a relatively standard bell curve (as it would be) with the vast majority in the 6-7 inch centre. Not as wide a distribution as the world of innuendo would have us believe.

Interestingly enough, in statistics it's not uncommon for the survey/poll options at both extremes to be discarded.
The reason being, anyone who wants to sabotage a survey/poll will vote for one of the extreme options at either end.

In fact, most legitimate surveys and polls that are conducted in seriousness, have deliberately exaggerated poll options at both extremes.
That way, when the votes for those options are discarded, minimal 'real' data is lost.