Alright, look, as an openly gay guy, I'm just going to come right out and say this: I am sick and tired of gays. I'm not talking about guys that love other guys. I'm not talking about girls that love other girls. I'm not talking about gays that talk about being gay in public. I'm talking about the limp wristed, forced lisping, Fab 5 gay guys. The people that think that just because they like to have sex with another guy, it makes them a completely different person. Ask my friends, they had no idea I was gay until I came right out and told them, even though I was open about it well before that. The fact of the matter is, it's not equal if people get pissed off whenever people talk about how much they dislike gay people forcing their sexuality on other people. I know there are some folks on the IRC that dislike hearing about it, and when they are there, I don't talk about it. I don't need to bring up the fact that I'm gay every other word. You don't hear people saying "I'm straight, I love women, I'm straight, I'm heterosexual!"
I don't mind seeing people holding hands, or a quick peck on the cheek, or even a kiss on the lips. I love seeing that, it brings a smile to my face to know there's that kind of happiness in the world. But I do mind when people are sticking their hands into their partner's pants, or making out with them on a park bench, regardless of whether they're gay, straight, or if some guy is making out with a fucking grandfather clock. Who you love, that's great, I would love to hear about it. But who you LOVE is not the same as your sexuality. It's NOT an expression of love to grab someone's ass and squeeze it. It's an expression of lust. And while I would love to hear about who you love, I don't want to hear about who you fuck. I really don't. I don't go around telling people "Oh my god, dude, I just totally had sex with a dude. DUDE!" I don't want to see that you want to have sex with a girl, a guy, a grandfather clock, whatever.
Also, on a specific note, I fucking hate gay pride parades. I can't stand them. People complain that people can't accept gay people because they are "insecure in their own sexuality"? Well gay pride paraders are so insecure of their sexuality that they have to march in a huge crowd shouting it and throwing glitter, just to prove it. And I'm not saying I want to see Straight Pride parades along with Gay Pride parades. I don't think your sexuality is something you should be "proud" of, just like you shouldn't be proud that you have a working liver, and that you shouldn't be proud that you just took a breath. Because that means that normally you don't have a working liver, or that normally you don't take a breath. If you want to be proud of something, you need to have actually done something to be proud of. You shouldn't be proud of being gay, that means that being gay is something you had to try to do.
And I'm sick of straight people always bringing up how cool they are with gay guys. I'm tired of hearing "Hey man, you're gay, that's awesome, I'm cool with that. Dude, my friends are gay, it's cool." I don't go around to my friends saying "Dude, I'm cool with you being straight." Because being gay doesn't make me a fundamentally different person. It just means that at the end of the day, the person I want to end my day with is another guy.
Although, if you do find
this sexy, there is something fundamentally different with you. And you
should have a
parade to celebrate that. Because having sex with
this is a serious feat. I mean, I don't even know how that would work... I mean, do you put it... and then turn the... and then... or... what?