Poll: Duke Nukem Forever: Does anyone still care?

[Trolldor]

It is just a self-indulgent sexist FPS that thinks it is funny. Do not care in the slightest.

So, you're complete inability to understand satire is the reason for your not caring then?

I mean, the fact that Duke's health is called an Ego Meter isn't a big enough hint for you?

I suppose the vibrator and shit was cutting edge satire as well. Don't make me laugh.

Whoever said it was cutting edge?

You just completely failed to understand what the game was about. That's all there is to it.

Enlighten me then.

You really need to have it pointed out to you? Despite the entire series pretty much shoving the very obvious mockery of Duke's character in your face?
It's not exactly subtle, you know.
Then again, you're commenting on something you don't understand and obviously have never spent the time to actually understand.

 

[CopperBoom]

I care, and want.
I have not heard anything about it not controlling well and it has multiplayer and such.
It seems to be pretty robust for a shooter and whatnot.

What is the post starter basing this opinion on?


CAPTCHA: But, ecumber

 

[Kunzer]

Lets be honest here.

The myth of Duke Nukem will always be better than the game can be. It'd be so awesome to see my kids/grandkids falling for this. Anticipating the game. I don't care how many developers it bankrupts.

This is the truth, to be sure.

NO game would live up to that much hype.

 

[SovietSecrets]

It seems every thread about Duke is the same thing so I am gonna respond with the same answer, its meant to be stupid, a joke of everything, bloody, over the top fun. I don't want to play games that turn into dramatic crap all the damn time. I want to jump in, feel like a God, murder the fuck out of everything, and still be able to get laid at the end of the day. Games like these are meant to be enjoyed. There is nothing to think about. Its just shoot and kill and watch the chaos unfold, simple isn't it?

Sometimes a break from the serious stuff is nice. Congrats to everyone on growing up from some of the best and most fun run and gun games ever.

 

[Isan]

Slightly off topic, but for those of you who do care (and are in the UK) HMV has Balls of Steel edition Pre-Order for PC for £40.

And because of that I'm now awaiting June 10th with rapidly swelling man parts.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I have the Balls of Steel edition on hold. I think for a lot of people it's more of a statement than it is gameplay motivation.

Slightly off topic, but for those of you who do care (and are in the UK) HMV has Balls of Steel edition Pre-Order for PC for £40.

And because of that I'm now awaiting June 10th with rapidly swelling man parts.

You sir have saved my wallet. If I could brofist you I would. Thanks for the tip.