Poll: Escapist, what's your sexuality?

[Divine Miss Bee]

Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have a perfect example of a good poll. Look closely, and you'll see that it has exactly one option for each realistic eventuality. It does not have a pointless extra option for people who can't be bothered to vote (which will mess up the percentages), and it matches the title of the thread. Take note for next time you want to make a thread.

it would be a much better poll if it was complete. he's missing two of the sexualities.

on topic: female, pansexual.

 

[blankedboy]

Heterosexual white male here. Also, protip: if you're bisexual, move to California. They're everywhere.

California?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Devil's Due]

Straight, male. There's just something about females that makes me want to snuggle them.

Snuggle them, you say? Like... a tribble? *Points to avatar* ;-P

I'm refraining from this, as much as I want to. I tend to respect women on this site far too much to try to bug them like that.

Haha, I get where you're coming from. That's why I put that joke there earlier about the inboxes and whatnot, since I worry about the Escapist. It's the last place of Sanity on the internet, but the wall will not hold forever. (OT: It's kind of like a zombie movie, imagine the zombies the outsiders, the Escapist mods the guys with the guns, and the Escapist the mall they're trying to protect. Just gotta hold on long enough till a government comes over and purges the zombies.)

Regardless, this thread is interesting to me because the Escapist is very open to people's sexuality where you can be yourself. And I'm a straight male, but I respect that, and hope more places soon will be more tolerant as well.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I am very straight, got a girlfriend of 8 months

 

[gristledemon]

Male, hetero.

Male and completely straight, aside from the obvious exceptions like Nathan Fillion.

hahhahahah

 

[flakemunchar]

Male, straight.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Yeh, this thread's been done beyond death, but I'll say straight, male.

 

[luna_moth]

Straight, Female

 

[Lucifron]

Yeah, cause we needed this thread again...

Male, straight.

/thread

As for me, I'm a transsexual hermaphrodite.

 

[drdamo]

I'm a straight male when it comes to love, and as for lust, well if it floats my boat i'll sail along!
As long as its fun i don't really care, and should we really?

So what if he's farming badges, once he's done, he's bound to make a wrong turn somewhere and loose his account, all work for naught, laughs on us!

 

[The Aimless One]

Male Straight

 

[thedeathscythe]

I'm trisexual, but I can see you're a fascist and don't approve of my body and my choice so I chose straight in it's stead.

Interesting to see, more people chose bi than gay, twice as many. If everyone's being honest then...hmm, not sure what, but I'm interested in what that means to say the least.

 

[lizards]

Straight. Despite the fact that I watched Project Runway last night... and mildly enjoyed it.

female
straight (maybe a little bicurious? ;D)

That sound you just heard was a thousand Escapist members rushing to add you as a friend...

dammit beaten to the punch

im niether and none

how about that shit boris?

 

[The Stonker]

I am very straight, got a girlfriend of 8 months

You have a girlfriend that's 8 months old! You sick bastard D:

Haha..On other topics, I'm male and Bi and I'm more attracted to guys then girls ^^

 

[lizards]

I'm a male and I'm straight, despite my excessive raving over cute things.

Except for ya know...

Spoiler: Bridget...

mind explaining the meme to me

anyway male straight cause I refuse to give up

Get ready for your mind to be blown...
that's a boy. He he is a character from the Guilty Gear fighting game series.

Spoiler: OMG

LIES AND DECEITS

ugh im ashamed of myself now thanks a lot

 

[lizards]

Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have a perfect example of a good poll. Look closely, and you'll see that it has exactly one option for each realistic eventuality. It does not have a pointless extra option for people who can't be bothered to vote (which will mess up the percentages), and it matches the title of the thread. Take note for next time you want to make a thread.
[sub]And no, this is not a sarcastic post, in case I'm being unclear.[/sub]

Anyway, now that that's over with, I'm straight (despite there being no practical evidence for it).

well if there is no "fuck teh pol1 imma be sille" then how would i entertain myself?

 

[pejhmon]

Male and omnisexual. Otherwise known as "pansexual", otherwise known as "bisexual, except more so". I just prefer to say omnisexual cause it sounds cool. Seriously, add "omni" in front of anything and it automatically sounds 50 times more awesome.

I'm a little omnihungry so imma get some food. No that didn't sound right, I don't think your theory works all that well .

Back to the topic, straight male. What would a more interesting thread, though, would be to see if there is a higher ratio of gay/bi women to straight women than the same for men, as I have a feeling there is. Cba to make the thread, though, and it would just seem like stealing this one's thunder.