Poll: Escapist, what's your sexuality?

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pejhmon

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The Rockerfly said:
I am very straight, got a girlfriend of 8 months
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Your girlfriend is 8 months old? That sounds like paedophilia to me mate.

(couldn't resist :p)
 
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I'm male and in to tentacle furry underage porn pillows.............why are you looking at me like that. Many people are into tentacle furry underage porn pillows.
 
Tharwen

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Tharwen said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have a perfect example of a good poll. Look closely, and you'll see that it has exactly one option for each realistic eventuality. It does not have a pointless extra option for people who can't be bothered to vote (which will mess up the percentages), and it matches the title of the thread. Take note for next time you want to make a thread.
[sub]And no, this is not a sarcastic post, in case I'm being unclear.[/sub]

Anyway, now that that's over with, I'm straight (despite there being no practical evidence for it).
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Could you give me a few reasons as to why I shouldn't be envious of you?
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Um... I have big ears?
 
Snork Maiden

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The Black Vegetable said:
Bisexual. Although I'd rather use the term omnisexual. It is bigger, and I'm a megalomaniac.
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Heh, I was gonna come here with the exact same post, except I was gonna use Pansexual instead.
 
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Demented Teddy said:
knight steel said:
I'm male and in to tentacle furry underage porn pillows.............why are you looking at me like that. Many people are into tentacle furry underage porn pillows.
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Are you Japanese?
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OMG RACIST RACIST BAD DEMENTED TEDDY BAD. All jokes aside no I'm not japenese although i did live there for many years..........also your avatar is hot.
Simalacrum said:
Male and straight...

Yeah, sorry, I'm the boring majority.

I like hugs though :D
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Yay hugs (glomps Simalacrum and slowly strokes hair)
 
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I AM A MANLY MAN THAT DIGS MANLY WOMEN AND FEMININE MEN, ASIDE FROM ANTONIO BANDERAS!

My perfectly honest answer, and Project Runway and Austin And Santino are two of my favorite shows.
 
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The stonker said:
You have a girlfriend that's 8 months old! You sick bastard D:

Haha..On other topics, I'm male and Bi and I'm more attracted to guys then girls ^^
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pejhmon said:
Your girlfriend is 8 months old? That sounds like paedophilia to me mate.

(couldn't resist :p)
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You're both very bad people and you sould both be ashamed, however you're also both very witty so I don't know if I should kill you or reward you
 
The Cheezy One

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Tharwen said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, here we have a perfect example of a good poll. Look closely, and you'll see that it has exactly one option for each realistic eventuality. It does not have a pointless extra option for people who can't be bothered to vote (which will mess up the percentages), and it matches the title of the thread. Take note for next time you want to make a thread.
[sub]And no, this is not a sarcastic post, in case I'm being unclear.[/sub]

Anyway, now that that's over with, I'm straight (despite there being no practical evidence for it).

[sub]Aaaaand... 7 quotations! I feel special.[/sub]
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sorry to quote you again, but it does really annoy me when people make up a fake/funny poll
the point of a poll is to get results, so why automatically contaminate it?

OT: straight male, but i can appreciate a good looking guy

[sub]like liam neeson. i would, definitely[/sub]
 
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