Because you asked...me too.Evil Jak said:How many more of us are out there... half-man, half-pencil... living a life we didnt choose, on the edges of society!Simon Hadow said:
Poll: Ever been amazed at something you did... while you weren't paying attention?
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Must have been some tasty lookin' fish, Mmm, mmm... Huh, what? Oh hey, who wants to carry books around our mid-section and back to the library?CRUNKMUFFIN said:
All fish look the same to me... I hope they dont become intelligent anytime soon and see this post, cos' I swear I didnt mean to be fish-ist.
Oh... my... god, this is more serious than we thought... its spreading, we may have an epidemic on our hands!?!ssgt splatter said:Because you asked...me too.Evil Jak said:How many more of us are out there... half-man, half-pencil... living a life we didnt choose, on the edges of society!Simon Hadow said:
I wiped out the entire enemy team with both rockets from the RPG-7 in COD 4. 3 kills with the first rocket and 3 with the second rocket. Then a quadruple kill with a single grenade later in the same match. I had the sonic boom perk on at the time so I kinda cheated but a kill is a kill.
I got one, but its in my arm. I was about 4 when it went in, although I can't find it anymore, it may have dissolved...Evil Jak said:Oh... my... god, this is more serious than we thought... its spreading, we may have an epidemic on our hands!?!ssgt splatter said:Because you asked...me too.Evil Jak said:How many more of us are out there... half-man, half-pencil... living a life we didnt choose, on the edges of society!Simon Hadow said:
Once in school P.E. I was playing capture the flag where you pull flags from the other peoples waist and their out I was looking away two people ran up from my sides some of the fastest kids there and I leaned to my left arm out pulled got one leaned right pulled and got the other. It was amazing at the time.
other time I was using air soft guns having an air soft gun war using two pistols. Did a thing there was a guy in front of me shot hit did a thing aiming backwards shot hit another guy. A freaking mazing.
other time I was using air soft guns having an air soft gun war using two pistols. Did a thing there was a guy in front of me shot hit did a thing aiming backwards shot hit another guy. A freaking mazing.
I drove in oncoming traffic for about 30 seconds while texting. I only noticed when the semi that was passing on my left gave a nice, sustained honk.
Needless to say, I only text at stop signs now.
Needless to say, I only text at stop signs now.
anybody remember that scene from spider-man when harry caught a bunch of stuff with super fast reflexes? well i was in a wal-mart messing with some board games when 3 of them fell of simultaneously i caught them all in the same manner as harry without really paying attention, my best friend was there he literally asked me "are you on something, cause that was super-hero amazing" i still get spider man chops to this day.
oh crap... I'M INFECTED IN MY KNEE!! CURE, CURE!!!1!11oneEvil Jak said:Oh... my... god, this is more serious than we thought... its spreading, we may have an epidemic on our hands!?!ssgt splatter said:Because you asked...me too.Evil Jak said:How many more of us are out there... half-man, half-pencil... living a life we didnt choose, on the edges of society!Simon Hadow said:
This kinda happened to me but it more along the lines of stepping on a rose stalk i had ~10 thorns in my foot for like 2 and a half yearsEvil Jak said:How many more of us are out there... half-man, half-pencil... living a life we didnt choose, on the edges of society!Simon Hadow said:
A friend did that to me, but I did wake up; I looked around, acknowledged that I was bleeding,needed stitches, my friends a douche, and to stomp is the right bumper. Then rolled over and went back to sleep. Everyone panicked cause they thought I was dead, with blood coming out of my head like a fountain. I never did get stitches.dontworryaboutit said:
And I wear glasses. Does that mean... OH NO!!!!!Evil Jak said:But wait... he wears glasses... he could be anyone!?! :OSimon Hadow said:Take that Clark Kent! Teh graphite squad is coming for you!!!Evil Jak said:But I dont have any super powers... although, no weaknesses either. So we are automatically better than super man!Simon Hadow said:We should start a super team! We could save the world from... I don't know, people with a REALLY low tolerance of graphite?Evil Jak said:How many more of us are out there... half-man, half-pencil... living a life we didnt choose, on the edges of society!Simon Hadow said:
Wait, I'm safe! I'm fairly certain I've got pencil in me from getting stabbed in grade school.
One time i was playing the Halo 3 campaign on legendary out of boredom, then my sister came in and we started talking about some manga and i stopped paying attention to the game, when she left i realized that i'd gotten almost to the end of the level without dying. Immediately after i took a beam rifle shot and died ><
I got two in my leg from 3rd Grade, stole a girls swing and the ***** stabled me twice in the leg with a new pencil!Evil Jak said:3 of us... is that enough to be classed as a minority yet? We can get awesome job offers because of us being differently-abled. =DMasterStratus said:I'm one of you guys. Mine is stuck in my left middle finger.Evil Jak said:How many more of us are out there... half-man, half-pencil... living a life we didnt choose, on the edges of society!Simon Hadow said:
I want to be a cowboy... or if that is taken then I want to bang bin lids together on the street for clothes and cement.