Poll: Ever killed a guy?

[Jnat]

Anyone wnna know how human flesh taste like? Just ask

 

[ConnorCool]

Anyone wnna know how human flesh taste like? Just ask

does it taste like chicken?

 

[WoUlD_yOu_KiNdLy]

ive killed someone........im mean no i havent....you stay away from my shed!

 

[E_nchanted]

*Pushes leg under carpet*

Er...
No.

I believe you have the wrong man, officer.

WHAT'S THAT UNDER THE CARPET?!

Jimmy. Get in here. We've got suspicious behavior.

I'm here boss, what is that under his carp.. ALL GLORY HYPNOTOAD

 

[SaunaKalja]

No, only in games. Sometimes I wonder if I even could if I had to go to war or defend myself. Well, maybe I could, but I also wonder if I'd turn into a human wreckage like people in movies.

 

[Burningsok]

only in games my friend.

 

[x0ny]

I would never kill someone... except for chavs, they're not people. Though with all the violent video games I play, who knows, I might become a serial killer one day... a serial killer with a one kill streak.

 

[Aloran]

Yes. I stabbed a man in the heart. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

I was waiting to see if someone did that.

DAMN YOU!

 

[The Great JT]

I only kill people online. And up-close with a melee weapon! That way they know I'm just as good as them. Only better 'cause I'm alive and they're not!

 

[JokerCrowe]

No, but I did seriously contemplate it once... and I have these "dark urges" sometimes...
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on a lighter note, my cat had kittens today!

 

[UberMore]

It's how I became a man, by absorbing their soul through my charmed blade...

Or, too be blunt, no.

 

[sean.A7x]

Yes, a few people, i never get caught though im a master killer :L i only kill them if they really irritate me though

 

[MySoxSmell]

Yes. I stabbed a man in the heart. There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

very nice refrence to anchorman

 

[keillord]

I wonder if someone is stupid enough to actually admit to killing someone.

One way trip to jail, unless they were already tried.

Have I ever killed a guy... I'll just say maybe.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...

(Cookie for reference)

*smacks Johnny Cash's dick out of your mouth* no tea parties for you! tell ME what reference THAT is (yes it is a real reference, only likely much more obscure)

anyway, no, not yet. Haven't had the chance. Once I'm a bit more financially stable and all, that's when

 

[Sovvolf]

Yes, you figured me out. I most finally confess my guilt to the rest of the world... I've killed a few people. No body would care for them... they wouldn't be missed and I'm sure they'll re-spawn eventually. The first was a preacher across the road from my shit hole I call an apartment, right in front of an ATM. I just got sick of seeing him every day preaching and preaching. So one day I walked over the road, look around to see if there was any police, then I beat him with my quasi-krav maga skill I learned during the military. I beat him within an inch of his life to the point where he now just appeared green. He started crawling and begging but I didn't fall for it. I pulled a M16 out of my arse (don't ask, let's just say it takes a lot of lube) then shot both of his knee caps so he couldn't get up, then pulled out a shotgun after placing the M16 back up my arse (it takes practice) to blow him to smithereens. The cops clocked on to what I did with the shotgun blast and all so they chased me. I got a few blocks down the the road and they stopped chasing me... never bothered me again.

So there that's my confession. I did it, I'm sorry.

 

[ygetoff]

Never killed someone...
As for weird outbursts, I once got into a shouting match from across a large room with someone over the throwing knife in MW2.