Poll: Ever killed a guy?

[Always_Remain]

I've killed so many people in video games when Jack Thompson imagines a gamer going on a killing rampage, he imagines me.

But as for random outbursts from strangers, I once shouted Bolley! in a mall and then a few seconds later I heard a faint Bleey also! behind me. I was amazed.

OH and also at the mall, it was halloween and one of the workers at the movie theater was dressed up as waldo. I shouted "Holy shit I found waldo!" and he got all wide eyed and was like "NOOO" and dove behind a counter. It was so awesome.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Yes actually, many game bosses, grunts and even online players, all lost their lives thanks to my murderous hand.

 

[neoman10]

No, but I did seriously contemplate it once... and I have these "dark urges" sometimes...
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on a lighter note, my cat had kittens today!

KITTENS!!!!!!!

I demand pictures of da cuties!

 

[Jark212]

I can nether confirm nor deny that information...

 

[Julianking93]

Yes I have and his head's mounted on my wall

Head's? There were more han one?

Head's as in his head is.

The apostrophe can be used to shorten things from there is to there's

and if I meant it in the plural sense, I wouldn't have used the apostrophe.

 

[spartan773]

i only kill people in games. i'm pretty sure everybody here has a digital body count higher than any serial killer known to man.

 

[ConnorCool]

Yes, you figured me out. I most finally confess my guilt to the rest of the world... I've killed a few people. No body would care for them... they wouldn't be missed and I'm sure they'll re-spawn eventually. The first was a preacher across the road from my shit hole I call an apartment, right in front of an ATM. I just got sick of seeing him every day preaching and preaching. So one day I walked over the road, look around to see if there was any police, then I beat him with my quasi-krav maga skill I learned during the military. I beat him within an inch of his life to the point where he now just appeared green. He started crawling and begging but I didn't fall for it. I pulled a M16 out of my arse (don't ask, let's just say it takes a lot of lube) then shot both of his knee caps so he couldn't get up, then pulled out a shotgun after placing the M16 back up my arse (it takes practice) to blow him to smithereens. The cops clocked on to what I did with the shotgun blast and all so they chased me. I got a few blocks down the the road and they stopped chasing me... never bothered me again.

So there that's my confession. I did it, I'm sorry.

Im going out a limb for a guess here, but GTA4? If its not and this is real, I feel mighty stupid right now..

 

[Zani]

Not directly... but I did once kick someone as hard as I could in his family jewels, he wasn't able to stand after that, so maybe that sterilized him?

And don't think I did it for the fun of it, he attacked me! Well technically he was trying to mug me and I fought back.

 

[TheScarecrow]

I once holocausted.

 

[LWS666]

I sometimes think i could punch people who annoy me, but what always happnes is i gain the courage to punch them but as soon as i get near i loose it and just look supid, or i hit them with the softest punch imaginable, even though i'm quite strong.

 

[dingalingming]

I killed 3 farmers to stop the genocide of vegetables.

 

[JWAN]

nope, pulled a gun on a guy who broke into my house though.

 

[Zacharine]

No.

I do not count game-'kills' as killing,as the ability to be killed is dependant upon being alive. If it is not alive, it can't be killed. And computer characters aren't alive.

 

[LWS666]

No, but I did seriously contemplate it once... and I have these "dark urges" sometimes...
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on a lighter note, my cat had kittens today!

KITTENS!!!!!!!

I demand pictures of da cuties!

ME TOO! BITCHES DON'T KNOW HOW AWESOME CATS ARE!

 

[Sovvolf]

Yes, you figured me out. I most finally confess my guilt to the rest of the world... I've killed a few people. No body would care for them... they wouldn't be missed and I'm sure they'll re-spawn eventually. The first was a preacher across the road from my shit hole I call an apartment, right in front of an ATM. I just got sick of seeing him every day preaching and preaching. So one day I walked over the road, look around to see if there was any police, then I beat him with my quasi-krav maga skill I learned during the military. I beat him within an inch of his life to the point where he now just appeared green. He started crawling and begging but I didn't fall for it. I pulled a M16 out of my arse (don't ask, let's just say it takes a lot of lube) then shot both of his knee caps so he couldn't get up, then pulled out a shotgun after placing the M16 back up my arse (it takes practice) to blow him to smithereens. The cops clocked on to what I did with the shotgun blast and all so they chased me. I got a few blocks down the the road and they stopped chasing me... never bothered me again.

So there that's my confession. I did it, I'm sorry.

Im going out a limb for a guess here, but GTA4? If its not and this is real, I feel mighty stupid right now..

Yes it's GTA 4... I'll be honest with you. Like I'd confess my real murders on a online forum... hahahahaha whoops.

 

[Woodscare]

I once killed a man for a Klondike bar

 

[Numb1lp]

Why would anyone admit to killing someone online? That's stupid even for people who use the internet.

 

[LWS666]

incadentaly, it's a moddable offence to admit to a crime on these boards.

just sayin'

 

[open trap]

Once i went into some fancy ass Chines resteaunt in new york and i decided to go up to some randome waiter and ask if he wanted some sour candy i had, he said yes and his face when he tried it was the funniest shit of the evening.