Poll: Ever killed a guy?

[Pokedude1013]

YES I HAS OMG lOL
I feel like one of the choices is a little sexist

 

[ethaninja]

Heat of the moment kinda thing. But no I havent.

 

[Nitrozzy7]

I've never killed a person, my knife did. I have a very naughty knife...

 

[Umberphoenix]

I've killed people in video games before.

 

[cheese_wizington]

That's kind of a personal question for someone who has actually killed someone.

But no, I've never killed someone. (Not that I know of...)

 

[Looking For Alaska]

I once cut a man's throat with a rusty nail for looking at me funny.

and he was blind.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Yes I have and his head's mounted on my wall

Head's? There were more han one?

Head's as in his head is.

The apostrophe can be used to shorten things from there is to there's

and if I meant it in the plural sense, I wouldn't have used the apostrophe.

Oh yes, frightfully sorry, I read it as "I have his head's mounted on my wall".

 

[Trifixion]

There have been occasions when I've really wanted to, but...no, only in a game.

 

[ConnorCool]

Forgive me for my imminent corruption of Internet parlance, but: obvious Policeman OP is obvious.

My answer to the poll question: only in a game.

Im not a policeman, dont worry about that!

 

[WindScar]

I have killed so many I've lost count, you young whippersnappers wouldn't believe the things I've seen. They pulled my fingernails off in 'Nam, and that is just the sort of pain I've felt every time I saw a comrade die, next to me, or far off. Don't even joke about this, this is serious business.

PS: ignore my profile age, it's there to fuck with people's heads.

 

[Jingermanoo]

Anyone else terrified by the fairly high number of votes for 'yes'?

 

[Silva]

Forgive me for my imminent corruption of Internet parlance, but: obvious Policeman OP is obvious.

My answer to the poll question: only in a game.

Im not a policeman, dont worry about that!

That's what they all say.

No, seriously... I was joking. But these boards aren't perfectly anonymous; poster's information often leads to more information about them in other profiles. More to the point, anyone who thinks that this won't come up on Google and will get deleted is kidding themselves... not that I really care, if it gets any real murderers caught. I just thought I'd joke about it.

Anyone else terrified by the fairly high number of votes for 'yes'?

Very disturbed, yes. However, keep in mind that those people might just vote "yes" to scare people.

 

[Kortney]

Yeah.

I stabbed a guy in the heart with a trident.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I've only ever killed in video games and inside my own fantasy world of Ranjahk where i am the ultimate dictator.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Read it in Chat magazine next week

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Killed a guy? Never.

What, you think I'll confess?

OT: No, the most damage I've ever done to anyone was actually myself, with an axe and some seriously retarded woodchopping.

 

[JokerboyJordan]

Nope I've never killed a guy.

Zombies on the other hand... aren't men, therefore I have lost count.

Seriously though I have contemplated (I would never go through with it.

 

[Sieni]

Nah, I haven't killed a guy and I hope that I won't have to.