Poll: Everybody! (A reversal of internet discussion.)

[FalloutJack]

You hear on the message board, like this one for example, how someone asks why everybody does a thing or hates a thing or whatever. You know the topics that I speak of. Well, tonight I'd like to solve a little conundrum about all this. So...

What DOES everybody think?​

What are some things that everybody DOES believe or agree on or think about something? What IS something that they all REALLY DO like or hate? What's really ON everybody's minds? This is your moment to set the record straight! TELL ME!

 

[DoPo]

I find the lack of votes for "Forty-Two" disturbing.

 

[Nouw]

Bacon! It's the only thing that could save humanity in a zombie apocalypse. It's that good.

 

[dyre]

I was totally rooting for King Harold!

 

[Chanel Tompkins]

Eh. Only vegetarians disagree with bacon. And they're a minority on the internet.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

I don't understand the OP

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

I was going to say something, but then bacon.

Bacon.

Spoiler: *droooool*

 

[FalloutJack]

I don't understand the OP

Surely you're been here long enough to see one of those "Why does everybody...?" threads that works under the assumption that everybody is of one mind on things. This thread is dedicated to finding out what everybody actually DOES think.

Or, it is completely ridiculous and you should have fun with it. Whichever works.

Also, Really Good Bacon.

 

[manic_depressive13]

I don't really know what's going on but I liked Catch-22 better than The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The other two options have nothing to do with me, what with my not being English or eating meat.

 

[squeekenator]

Bacon is a pretty boring foodstuff, but the internet has an exaggerated love affair with it, so everyone is going to pick it.

 

[Vault101]

one thing I dont get is people starting threads about osmthing popular "why do people like x"?

why? if you dont like somthing, then you dont like somthing, asking people why isnt going ot make you like it anymore

EDIT:...oh...I didnt know that rank existed

 

[Xan Krieger]

As much as I like bacon I like the battle of Hastings more. Wish I could eat bacon while watching said battle from the safety of my time machine.

 

[DoPo]

EDIT:...oh...I didnt know that rank existed

Congratulations, I suppose.

I was going to say something, but then bacon.

Bacon.

Spoiler: *droooool*

DAMN YOU! I haven't eaten yet and it's almost 2 pm. I don't have anything in my fridge and I was about to go shopping when I said to myself "Well, let's just see what the Escapist have before leaving."

I'll have to buy bacon now and then fry it, eat it and feel awesome. And IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Anyway, "Forty-Two" isn't doing too bad - it's still second with about half the votes of the leader. Considering it's against bacon, I would say that is satisfying.

 

[DoPo]

I was going to say something, but then bacon.

Bacon.

Spoiler: *droooool*

OK, I finally came back and finished my shopping and cooking. Because of you I had to eat a double pepperoni bacon egg quad cheese pizza. And it was awesome. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY!

Spoiler: inb4

inb4 pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I'm confused, so I just picked 42, because apparently that's the answer to life and all that or something (been a while since I read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).

 

[DoPo]

Damit OP! Y U NO HAVE RULE 34 OPTION IN POLL?
Come on, This is the internet!

But we don't have to agree or disagree with it - it exists. Period. It's always there just like the air or the sun.

Spoiler: ALWAYS THERE!

Porn of Rule 34, hence it exists.

Spoiler: Where is your God now?!

You freak!

 

[Guffe]

THE BACONATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!

Bacon is, and always will be, my GOD!

 

[Lunar Templar]

I find the lack of votes for "Forty-Two" disturbing.

but o.o theres really good bacon man!! REALLY GOOD BACON!!! how can one pass on that