Poll: Everyone is Drowning.

[Loop Stricken]

Apparently everyone is the goddamn Batman. Who knew?

Batman, given enough time to prepare.

 

[wintercoat]

I'm the goddam batman! Everybody gets saved!

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

10 people are men
3 people are women
3 people are the one and only
2 people are self confident
and 17 people are batman.

Well this thread pretty much fucked itself.

 

[krazykidd]

I would save all the women .... Then proceed to try and save the human race ... By sleeping with all of them to repopulate the earth . This is my answer , and not a man in the world wouldn't do the same thing . Don't judge me!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I am the Batman, the goddamned one, if you must ask.
That is all.

 

[beyondbrainmatter]

So, everyone is drowning now? OK. I call dibs on evolving.

 

[Palademon]

These threads became a fad fast.

Well, I'm a male, and I'd save all the females...because of reasons.
Totally respectable, mature reasons.

[small]Like reproducing[/small]

 

[teqrevisited]

I save no one. Because if they survive they might make a thread about drowning.

 

[Scorpid]

Being a man, I'd save all the females... but not out of some delusion of a harem of all the choice women of the world. I'd save them because many of them will be pregnant, pregnant with sons! And thus the human race can continue. Me is thinking meat bag, me sooo smart!

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

I save no one. Because if they survive they might make a thread about drowning.

Along those lines, I was planning on saving the whirlpool, just in case.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Combining drowning and gender into one thread. What have you done you fool? You've doomed us all.

Edit

Damn it why can't I find a sound bite of the goon show catchphrase of "he's fallen in the water". You have failed me youtube.

 

[Twilight_guy]

*manly awesomeness removed for space*

I'm the goddam batman! Everybody gets saved!

Actually everyone gets saved, except the Joker. Who survives anyway though we'll never explain how.

OT: I plead the fifth, on the grounds that no matter my answer I will be skewered and called sexist or feminist by somebody!

 

[Basement Cat]

Lemme get this straight...

I'm a guy, and if I save all women I will be the ONLY guy left in the world and ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD WILL OWE ME THEIR LIVES?????

Is this a trick question?

EDIT: Just re-read original post.

No harem for me....

Woe is me....

 

[Basement Cat]

(also I kinda clicked the poll option before I read the OP's post, so I didn't realise I would drown. To be honest planetwide harem was totally what I wanted, the sperm banks were an afterthought. Damn.)

In your defence, I added it afterwards just to mess with peoples' tiny minds.

Ah-HAA!!!

You are truly evil.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

I suppose the logical answer would be to save all the women...it's the only way to continue the human race, as there are still sperm banks. For the good of humanity, I shall save the women! Unfortunately, I'll die too, but hey, you can't have everything. Maybe they'll make a statue of me.

 

[prophecy2514]

looks like its hypothetical situation wednesday here at the escapist.

thank god for the 42 batmans that are out there protecting us from such scenarios

 

[FrozenCones]

I suppose the logical answer would be to save all the women...it's the only way to continue the human race, as there are still sperm banks. For the good of humanity, I shall save the women! Unfortunately, I'll die too, but hey, you can't have everything. Maybe they'll make a statue of me.

Death by Snoo Snoo.

 

[Dangit2019]

Might as well call it is the thread keeps on rolling like this...

 

[Baron_Rouge]

I suppose the logical answer would be to save all the women...it's the only way to continue the human race, as there are still sperm banks. For the good of humanity, I shall save the women! Unfortunately, I'll die too, but hey, you can't have everything. Maybe they'll make a statue of me.

Death by Snoo Snoo.

I was thinking more because I'm male and would therefore drown as well...