Poll: Everyone is Drowning.

[neonsword13-ops]

I don't get these threads...

Am I suppose to save the stranger's dog or the all of the females so that I can become Fuh-Steakon Batman?

Well.. at least these are better than the friggin' zombie apocalypses threads.

OT: I pick male saves males because I'm a fuck like that.

 

[NightmareWarden]

I choose to save all of the platypus...i. Platypi? Platipuss- No, not that one... Why? Because they have enough variety to restore ALL of the lovely animals of the world! They're the world's "random" spot on Earth's Character Select screen.

Second choice would be all of the fish! All of those poor, drowning fish. What could be a more embarrassing fate for a fish! But not the dolphins, they don't get to live.

Canadians are third.

 

[Loop Stricken]

Fun fact - I had meant to type Batarians, but my phone autocorrects it to Canadians, and the habit stuck.

 

[Dwarfman]

Men, women, dogs, bicycles, fish, toast, even Canadians are drowning. Everybody's drowning, Dave. Dave, everyone's drowning. [sub][sub]Everypony's bangin' [http://www.youtube.com/v/ul8synVpdr4], and everybody wants to rule the world [http://www.youtube.com/v/R-O3kYrDPbI].[/sub][/sub]

Except for you.
Well no, you're also drowning.

BUT.
You have the power, Adam of Eternia.
By the power of Grayskull, you can save one gender from drowning. If you choose the gender you are not, you drown too. So no planetwide harem for you. If your gender is not on the list? Sorry, but I ran out of poll options.

Which do you pick?!
[sub]Which.[/sub]

Goddamit I was going on the pretence of if I rescue all the women then I might have a chance of repopulating humanity!!! And...well yeah have a harem as well...but humanity is in peril it's my duty right?

Still I would still save all the women. This isn't from a chivalry point of view. Women are just as capable of reforming civilisation as anybody and if everyone is drowning then that means all the pregnant women are drowning as well - saving them would ensure future humans. We might be missing a generation or two but eventually humanity would recover.

And I must say on a side note I'm enjoying the mental stimulae from all of these little drowning threads - especially the steak and bacon thread - please keep 'em coming.

 

[soren7550]

Men, women, dogs, bicycles, fish, toast, even Canadians are drowning. Everybody's drowning, Dave. Dave, everyone's drowning. [sub][sub]Everypony's bangin' [http://www.youtube.com/v/ul8synVpdr4], and everybody wants to rule the world [http://www.youtube.com/v/R-O3kYrDPbI].[/sub][/sub]

Except for you.
Well no, you're also drowning.

BUT.
You have the power, Adam of Eternia.
By the power of Grayskull, you can save one gender from drowning. If you choose the gender you are not, you drown too. So no planetwide harem for you. If your gender is not on the list? Sorry, but I ran out of poll options.

Which do you pick?!
[sub]Which.[/sub]

Dammit man, you kind of stole my idea (seriously, what's with all these 'X and Y are teh drowning, save dem - well, one!' threads?)!

But your avi is strangely... hypnotic... *continues to stare and drools a bit*

 

[smithy_2045]

Apparently 48% of people hear are Batman. This can only be a god thing.