Poll: Evil pets

[EeveeElectro]

My cat is Satan in a fur jacket.
He's ripped my boyfriends arms and hands to shreds, and attacked my face the other day, narrowly missing my eye. He's started on the wallpaper now.
It's a little ****. I'd understand if we abused it, or if we adopted it from an abusive family but I've had him since he was 12 weeks old and always treat him lovely.

 

[nuba km]

OT; I had a fish that exploded, does that count?

how the hell does a fish explode?

and no dont think so

Ate too much food (there were 4 others sharing its tank) and it just blew up.

What kind of fish was it?

 

[nuba km]

OT; I had a fish that exploded, does that count?

how the hell does a fish explode?

and no dont think so

Ate too much food (there were 4 others sharing its tank) and it just blew up.

What kind of fish was it?

Run of the mill goldfish.

that sort of explains it because they only have a stomach the size of their eyes and as they digest food they become bloated so if he ate is say about 2 1/2-3 times the food serving a person normally gives to their fish it would explode, but normally they would stop eating before that and float upside down and they wouldn't eat for 3-5 days so that they can deflate and not explode.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Indeed. Two, to be precise. When the geese were born, they were big ol' sweethearts. I'd go outside and sit with them and stroke their feathers and feed them grass out of my hands. I would lay on the ground and they'd lay next me, tuck their beaks under their wings and sleep, waking up and following me when I had to get up. They were adorable.

Then they became evil sons of bitches to anyone who wasn't my mother and showed their undying hatred for us by trying at every turn to bite us.

 

[lolcatize]

i had a jerky ass dog once it alwey bit my and ather and also it for some reason loved to bit my cat in the nuts

 

[Alon Shechter]

Yes.
I have a dog that bears a strong hatred to squeaky children.

 

[dex-dex]

I had a bird that would bite you and then laugh at you

yeah fuck that bird!!!

 

[AvsJoe]

My sister used to have a cat that liked to claw the shit out of my hands but it wasn't evil, that's just how it played with me. I have never had an evil pet.

 

[BlackStar42]

No, but my mate does. Monty, the hellcat. Oh sure, he looks cute and fluffy, BUT IT'S A TRICK! A TRICK I TELL YE! He'll wait until he hears "Awwww, cute kitty!" let you pet him- then he strikes. Nearly took all the skin off my hand.

 

[Headsprouter]

...I had a goldfish that stayed alive while the other died. Does that count?

 

[nuba km]

...I had a goldfish that stayed alive while the other died. Does that count?

No if it exploded yes otherwise no or if it killed of the other fish in increasingly complex manors like tricking a garden gnome into going fishing in your fish bowl or dropping a tiny piano on it.

 

[Liam1390]

Yes I have three cats, and five parrots at the moment. The cats can be pretty evil at time, but my parrots are smarter and tend to leave scars.

 

[ace_of_something]

I like to hold my all white cat turn around in my computer chair and laugh manically. If only I can find a monocle.

 

[Artina89]

Now that you mentioned it... in the aquarium I had (and I knew next to nothing about fishes when I got it for a birthday) there were two Betta fighters, and by the time I realized that they are actually Betta fighters they killed every fish in the aquarium!! Damn aggressive purple fish!

Betta's only attack if the fish look like other Betta's. Betta fighters have very bad eyesight so if they see anything that they think looks anything like another betta then they will attack it. It's irresponsible to keep betta's in a tank with other betta's unless you want a dead fish. At least that's what my friend says and she has 2 (she keeps them in separate tanks).

OT: No I never had an evil pet, but my grandparents had a poodle named Candy who pinned my dad against the door and kept on moving to bit him until my grandfather rescued him by locking the poodle in the kitchen. The dog was blind in one eye and extremely bad tempered. My grandad had to keep his hunting dogs away from it because they would have probably killed each other. It's just a good idea to keep hunting dogs away from the rest of the family anyway.

 

[Headsprouter]

I like to hold my all white cat turn around in my computer chair and laugh manically. If only I can find a monocle.

You have just stated one of the best reasons to own a cat. I hope you fulfill your plans for world domination. Can i call you ''khallos''?

 

[RobfromtheGulag]

Humans invented the notion of good and evil.

Animals simply look out for themselves. They're pretty good at sensing intentions too, hence the distaste for people that dislike them.

 

[^=ash=^]

Cat sat over there ->

In the middle of the night it will sctatch on my door ... then stop for about an hour then do it again and it is loud.

I WANT TO SLEEP FOR ONE FULL NIGHT!

xxx

 

[ace_of_something]

I've never really encountered a household pet that really seemed to have it out for me, excluding in my line of work when trying to arrest a person who had Pit-Bulls or something. Though I blame that on the owner being evil.

I like to hold my all white cat turn around in my computer chair and laugh manically. If only I can find a monocle.

You have just stated one of the best reasons to own a cat. I hope you fulfill your plans for world domination. Can i call you ''khallos''?

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