Poll: Freaky New Spider in the Room
- Thread starter interspark
- Start date
Recommended Videos
I remember as a little kid I caught a brown recluse spider and thought it was really cool.
That being said I would grab the nearest blunt object and smash the shit out of it. There will be no football sized spiders in my house.
That being said I would grab the nearest blunt object and smash the shit out of it. There will be no football sized spiders in my house.
I'd eat it. Whole. Crap fame and fortune I want to eat a giant most-likely venomus (or poisonous since I'd eat it.) creature. But yes, I probably would kill it first though.
Bright blue? That fucker is poisonous. I suggest you get the fuck away as fast as possible. Giving that you don't know what sort of spider it is getting bitten might result in a mild case of death.
Also, if it's that big then the spider's probably female which means there's likely a truckload of the little fuckers swarming through your house right now. Good luck!
Also, if it's that big then the spider's probably female which means there's likely a truckload of the little fuckers swarming through your house right now. Good luck!
Catch it.
Tame it.
Find one of the other gender as well.
Breed an army of blue spiders.
Take over the world.
Tame it.
Find one of the other gender as well.
Breed an army of blue spiders.
Take over the world.
My everloving god. Football sized? That big, it must be a killer. Venom from something like that would be terrible. The entomologist in me would only study it after it's dead. Sorry, but my mother is an arachnophobe and I firmly believe that any critter inside the house I don't like belongs outside, and dead. I once saw a big spider that looked like it had a Confederate flag on its back...probably deadly. And you want me to curb the instinct to kill something about the size of a Camel Spider? No thanks!
Someone get me a Camel Spider picture so I can illustrate the point.
Someone get me a Camel Spider picture so I can illustrate the point.
Or it's just his way of jumping on the bandwagon and not being eaten by looking like things it's bad to eat.emeraldrafael said:
Killing it and catching it for science to look at are not exactly exclusive. I myself would probably try catching it, but wouldn't risk getting bit by something that size. All spiders are after all poisonous, but most can't even close close to having a lethal dose for something the size of a person.
Wait - "bright blue"? I'm pretty sure anything a slightly bright-ish colour is probably poisonous; kill the fucker.
25%Rex Dark said:
99%
50%
100%
100%
those are your "chance of death" estimates for each of those stages, so i'm going to leave my "all hail spider overlords" banner in the cupboard for now
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
But seriously, I'd torch that bastard before it could escape and procreate.
But seriously, I'd torch that bastard before it could escape and procreate.
Calmly go upstairs and get the gun. To kill that thing, I'll take the .45 caliber hole in the wall.
Isn't the rule, the bigger it is the less lethal it is? or is that just scorpions?
I would scream at the top of my voice at a very high pitch, like the manly man I am, run to cry in the corner at my experience, again in a very manly way. then I'd get the bible and kill it. The only use it has for me, and it's very good at it.
I would scream at the top of my voice at a very high pitch, like the manly man I am, run to cry in the corner at my experience, again in a very manly way. then I'd get the bible and kill it. The only use it has for me, and it's very good at it.
I'm going to put that picture on the top of my list of reasons to avoid Australia at all costs.kalt_13 said:
Massive spiders? thats normal down here. the blue bit tho... thats new. I would probably sit on the other side of the room and watch it. If it came for me tho, if I'm wearing boots I'll kill it, if (more likely)I'm not I would run like a little girl.
FalloutJack said:
OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN AND ALL THAT IS HOLY IN THE WORLD. That's not a fucking spider, that's a goddamn alien from outer space. No fire can tame a beast like that. It's over guys, it's fucking over...
Then again I'm an arachnophobe so whatever.
Oh fab, it's BIGGER than a Camel Spider then. And Camel Spiders are a violent species, by the way.Berethond said:
Like all Spiders, it becomes my "pet".
It eats insects (or in this case bird and rodents), and in return I don't kill it and try not t destroy it's home.
That or fight it to the death in bloody mortal combat, but to make it fair it's allowed to bring along some it's Spider friends.
It eats insects (or in this case bird and rodents), and in return I don't kill it and try not t destroy it's home.
That or fight it to the death in bloody mortal combat, but to make it fair it's allowed to bring along some it's Spider friends.
