Poll: From what continent are you?

[DefunctTheory]

Pennsylvania, United States of America, North America, Terra, Sol System.

Also, the poll confused me. We need something a bit more simplistic.

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

I'm originally from Canada but I live in the UK.

 

[Souplex]

Brooklyn, in New York city, in Brooklyn's nation, in Brooklyn's continent on Brooklyn's planet, in Brooklyn's solar system, in Brooklyn's galaxy, in Brooklyn's supercluster, in Brooklyn's universe. (You may have heard other, dumber names for those places, but they're mistaken)
@OP: You should probably edit the "Australia" option to be Oceana since that covers Australia, and the miscellaneous islands around it. You should also probably edit "North America" to be Brooklyn's continent.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Also, the poll confused me. We need something a bit more simplistic.

Spoiler

Everyone knows the U.S. is the one and only America, the rest of the continent doesn't count.

OT: I'm not surprised at all by Europe having such high numbers on this site.

If you want to guess where I live, it's the U.S. the population is overwhelmingly over the age of 60 and it's where the majority of weird news stories come from.

 

[Souplex]

If you want to guess where I live, it's the U.S. the population is overwhelmingly over the age of 60 and it's where the majority of weird news stories come from.

Have you made any progress trying to capture the mysterious super-villain known as "Florida man"?
...And where's the poll option for Antarctica?

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

If you want to guess where I live, it's the U.S. the population is overwhelmingly over the age of 60 and it's where the majority of weird news stories come from.

Have you made any progress trying to capture the mysterious super-villain known as "Florida man"?

If my Facebook wall is to be believed he was running from the police today and got caught when he stopped to pet cats. [http://patch.com/florida/bradenton/man-running-cops-stops-pet-cats-goes-jail-0][footnote]To be fair, I don't think the cats were the actual reason he stopped running, but damn if he would resist their fluffy charm.[/footnote]

 

[Souplex]

If you want to guess where I live, it's the U.S. the population is overwhelmingly over the age of 60 and it's where the majority of weird news stories come from.

Have you made any progress trying to capture the mysterious super-villain known as "Florida man"?

If my Facebook wall is to be believed he was running from the police today and got caught when he stopped to pet cats. [http://patch.com/florida/bradenton/man-running-cops-stops-pet-cats-goes-jail-0][footnote]To be fair, I don't think the cats were the actual reason he stopped running, but damn if he would resist their fluffy charm.[/footnote]

You know prisons can't hold Florida Man for long!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/obese-florida-man-george-jolicoeur-avoids-jail-fat-article-1.164923
...It's weird, while Florida is a key swing-state none of the current crop of politicos have pledged to do anything about stopping Florida Man's reign of terror.

 

[Frission]

No option for Antarctica? What do you have against penguins?

 

[King of Asgaard]

surprisingly huge amount of Europeans. I imagined that NA would dominate the list.

Ditto. I'd be interested to know which specific countries.

Salutations from Malta!

 

[The Raw Shark]

Pakistani here, South Asian.
Don't worry too much about the poll, just keep it to the basic continents and you'll be fine. Regional territories are a ***** to understand anyways :I

 

[Prepare Your Keyhole]

Happy evening greetings from Belgium here :3

 

[Silvanus]

United Kingdom here, which is in Europe, despite what some of my fellow countrymen would like to believe.

 

[DefunctTheory]

United Kingdom here, which is in Europe, despite what some of my fellow countrymen would like to believe.

It's 2016, you know. I'm sure with a little know how and some elbow grease, we can move that little group of isles over to my side of the pond, perhaps with some nuclear powered marine propulsion or a big helicopter. Then we can come full circle, and you guys can be the 51st state. And 52nd too, if the Scots are still game.

 

[Parasondox]

Originally from North America but live in Europe. You did say continent.

I also have a North American accent which helps. From Montserrat and now live in the UK.

 

[JaKandDaxter]

Good old USA, in North America of course.

Specifically New York state. Not too bad where I live now. Its not as congested as NYC.

 

[bificommander]

Well, I just carelessly misclicked on Middle East when I meant Europe. Sorry about that.

 

[Leg End]

North America, US, Commie-fucking-Fornia reporting in. Send evac and jerky.

Greetings from Finland!

Finland #2 reporting in.

I loev u finnbros. You're magical.

 

[Bilious Green_v1legacy]

If you want to guess where I live, it's the U.S. the population is overwhelmingly over the age of 60 and it's where the majority of weird news stories come from.

Have you made any progress trying to capture the mysterious super-villain known as "Florida man"?

If my Facebook wall is to be believed he was running from the police today and got caught when he stopped to pet cats. [http://patch.com/florida/bradenton/man-running-cops-stops-pet-cats-goes-jail-0][footnote]To be fair, I don't think the cats were the actual reason he stopped running, but damn if he would resist their fluffy charm.[/footnote]

You know prisons can't hold Florida Man for long!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/obese-florida-man-george-jolicoeur-avoids-jail-fat-article-1.164923
...It's weird, while Florida is a key swing-state none of the current crop of politicos have pledged to do anything about stopping Florida Man's reign of terror.

People might believe that Trump can build a wall on the Mexican border, but no-one is crazy enough to believe that Florida Man can be stopped by a politician.

 

[Souplex]

If you want to guess where I live, it's the U.S. the population is overwhelmingly over the age of 60 and it's where the majority of weird news stories come from.

Have you made any progress trying to capture the mysterious super-villain known as "Florida man"?

If my Facebook wall is to be believed he was running from the police today and got caught when he stopped to pet cats. [http://patch.com/florida/bradenton/man-running-cops-stops-pet-cats-goes-jail-0][footnote]To be fair, I don't think the cats were the actual reason he stopped running, but damn if he would resist their fluffy charm.[/footnote]

You know prisons can't hold Florida Man for long!
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/obese-florida-man-george-jolicoeur-avoids-jail-fat-article-1.164923
...It's weird, while Florida is a key swing-state none of the current crop of politicos have pledged to do anything about stopping Florida Man's reign of terror.

People might believe that Trump can build a wall on the Mexican border, but no-one is crazy enough to believe that Florida Man can be stopped by a politician.

We could build a wall on the Floridian border. That would ensure Florida Man wouldn't be a threat to the rest of us.

 

[DefunctTheory]

We could build a wall on the Floridian border. That would ensure Florida Man wouldn't be a threat to the rest of us.

Can we please do this? Then we can release a movie to celebrate it's completion - Escape From Florida.