Poll: Gay Batman

[Mannayz]

It all depends on if I'm FORCED to watch either of them. If I'm not forced, I'll just take my leave and jump into a fiery pit with Freddie Mercury.

But if I am forced to watch either of them. The Dark Knight. It was a great watch.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I wonder if this was Heath Ledger's choice.

Too soon?

Although I am curious to know if Gay Batman would be anything like Bathman.

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

The Dark Knight.

Because I don't really want to see Batman-on-Robin action. That just... uh... sounds not so good. Not something I care to watch.

Now, if the title were Gay Batgirl, on the other hand...

Hey, I'm already in Hell, what's it matter?

EDIT: You know what, nevermind, that mind end up being about those crazy awful female vampires from Van Helsing. Yuck, I'll stick with The Dark Knight, thank you very much.

There already is/was a gay Batwoman, so that's your wish fulfilled.

And hey, judging from half the stuff that features Batman on Superdickery, AND Frank Miller's go at Batman having him obsessing over "Dick Greyson, age 12", I'd say he was pretty gay to begin with.

 

[Klarinette]

I don't know if I could watch Dark Knight over and over again for eternity. Actually, after seeing Gay Batman, I'd probably feel the same way about that. I don't know... I might go with Dark Knight. I'd be curious forever about Gay Batman but... meh.

 

[ultimateownage]

Duh. Gay Batman.
This isn't even a question. It sounds totally hawt.

 

[tha lime]

gay batman - sounds awesome

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I think I'd just sit in an empty theatre. Neither sound that good.

 

[dancinginfernal]

Gay Batman.

What? I love the series with Adam West.

 

[Gigano]

Well, can't pass up the chance to see something like "Gay Batman". That just sounds much too awesome and hilarious.

Although it might just be a misguided marketing term for a re-release of the incredibly campy older ones.

 

[The Grim Ace]

It's already hell, so, why take away from the experience? Gay Batman it is.

 

[bulldogftw]

Gay Batman for teh lolz.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

neither one sounds all that appealing to be honest but of the two Gay Batman would probably wind up being worse...it sounds like a thinly veiled and completely unabashed title for gay porn featuring or starring Batman and I sure as shit don't wanna take that chance. In the end though I'd be okay cause I'd actually be in heaven with hot chicks, homies, and a whole lot of drugs and other good shit to make my afterlife awesome!!!

 

[Mechanical Cat Fish]

A tough decision - on the one hand we've got we've got a film by a highly respected film which I am not aware is among the most highly acclaimed of the last ten years, and features a killer Christian Bale in armoured pyjamas... or a movie called Gay Batman. I think I'd go with The Dark Knight because I have this weird premonition that Gay Batman is a dubbed over Brazilian porn film...

 

[Littaly]

Wait... what?! WHat the hell kind of question is that?

Sh*t, I don't know... Gay Batman sounds like it would be fun the first time but get old after a while. I'll gamble and say The Dark Knight has more "eternity appeal".

 

[persopolis]

"Pinguing! your evil scheme stops here! On an unrelated note: is that an umbrella you're holding there or are you just happy to see me?"
Yes, gay batman indeed sounds interesting, but I think i'd still be going for "the dark knight". Think about the gaps your imagination could fill in with a title like "Gay Batman".

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Gay Batman. Why not? Might as well see what it's about.

 

[SilentCom]

I rather like the movie The Dark Knight so I'd go with that. I don't think I would want to watch "Gay Batman" seeing as Batman is a crime fighter, not a sexualized character.

Also, why the hell would you be allowed a break while in Hell? It's Hell, you're suppose to feel like sh!t.

 

[Aris Khandr]

Yeah, Batman has never really been the most closeted. Though I'd rather see a Wonder Woman movie, as it would likely include more sapphism and bondage.