Poll: Gentlemen, what is the farthest you have gone with a women?

[ajofflight]

Erm, third. I'm a hopeless romantic, honestly, and I'm not going all the way with a girl I don't love. My current girlfriend tells me there are a few other girls who seem to have something for me, but apparently I'm completely oblivious. Anyways, I stand by my previous statement; I'm not going all the way unless I can look her in the eye and tell her that I love her. Really, for me, it's more about her, than it is about my enjoyment.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

What would you call the stage where you didn't so much go all the way as be dragged there confused and helpless as a small child.
How do we turn that into a stupid baseball metaphor.

 

[Grayjack]

Nowhere. Not even up to bat.

 

[LuckyClover95]

You were right that most is nowhere or all the way
Personally, 2nd base. With both genders.

 

[enzilewulf]

All the way home. I have made it to third plenty more times. Yet that season ended this year because I just want to be a free agent to get away from the team drama of the high school team.
(cookie for who ever decoded that right)

 

[Arafiro]

These are odd definitions for the bases. I learnt that half of what apparently counts as third is second, and that what second apparently is, isn't even a base.

Doesn't affect my answer in any way, mind, since first base has a clear definition and I haven't reached it yet. I suck at baseball.

 

[Instant K4rma]

Bout half way to first. By your definition, we weren't really ma-

I feel wrong talking about this. Do any of you actually want to hear about my horribly awkward relationship?

 

[SckizoBoy]

I think I've transcended "All the way home".

Spoiler: What cutesy label does this get me?

Yes, this is my daughter.

You know, I wouldn't have posted were it not for this pic, but I envy you such a beautiful child. May she bring many a joyful day to you and the missus...

OT: And a Grammar Nazi strikes... oh, I can't be bothered.

One wonders how old you are to have such a view on romancing women. But just to play along, I scored a fuckton of home runs and still lost damned the match. Now, what does that say about me, huh?

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Home plate. Hooray for me? *shrugs*

 

[Colour Scientist]

Oh, great. Another fucking sex thread. Is this another attempt to mock me for what I will never and can never have?

I've had nothing. Absolutely nothing at the age of twenty-two. How do you think that makes me feel, knowing that I'll be spending the next fifty years of my life struggling against the sexual characteristics which genetics cruelly decided to give me, despite the fact that they will never be used? It's not like I can strip my brain of the neural pathways that lead to the sickness that are those sexual thoughts I feel. Yet, everybody treats me as a loser, a barely-sentient freak who is a waste of oxygen, for something I have no say over.

Most people say "forever alone" with at least some hope that they will transcend that. For me, it's a clearly perpetual set up. No woman will ever be romantically interested in me.

You know, at first you irritated me, given that you post essentially the same rant in every single sex/relationship thread, but now I kind of just want to give you a hug.

I have...no clue where to even begin. People detest virgins in society today. It's akin to being the modern day leper.

I don't think that perception is necessarily true. Granted there are shallow people who put more weight in it than they should but to be honest the only people I've met in my life with that opinion are... well... virgins.

 

[Blue Hero]

I've been punched in the 'nads a fair few times by several different girls. It's oddly arousing, so I think that counts as me getting to third base.

 

[Bat Vader]

Seeing as how I have never had a girlfriend or been on a date the nowhere option is my choice. That is mainly because I have chosen not to date or end up in a relationship. One reason is because I could never trust someone that much and another reason is because I do not want children at all.

 

[similar.squirrel]

What's the one where you kneecap yourself with your own bat and then she chases you naked through the streets with an oversized glove?
Anyway, coitus has happened, along with all the usual stuff leading up to it.

 

[Eventidal]

I got to the part where you get married.

Not really sure what "base" that is, but I guess home base is a given at this point.

 

[Albino Boo]

I got to the part where you get married.

I got the point where you get married, divorced and then married someone else.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I've been to what is second base to me (handjob/fingering) but third base in America I believe.

 

[Ganji]

Handshake.

 

[TheHecatomb]

I've hit home base. And the neighbours home.

I'm amazed there isn't a base for oral sex though, getting their first blowjob is quite the achievement for most guys.

 

[damselgaming]

I have had an exorbitant amount of sexy times. I really don't get the (if it is) baseball(?) thing though. I would argue that number 3 needs to be split into 2. Back when I was a teenager having a lads penis in your hand and your mouth were two very different rungs of the ladder!